Two young men were arrested for smoking marijuana and went before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men. I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."
Come Monday, the judge asked the first young man how he did over the weekend. "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles on a piece of paper -- one the size of a silver dollar and the other the size of a dime. I told them, 'The big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.'"
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"
"Your honor," the second young man began, "I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you do it?"
"Well, I used the same two circles, but when I pointed to the small circle I said, 'This is your r£ct£m before prison...
2007-02-03 05:47:59 · 38 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah thats really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you make it up???? If so then good job!
2007-02-03 05:51:04 · answer #1 · answered by posing as me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny but what does r£ct£m stand for?
2007-02-10 16:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it was hilarious the first time I heard it in this section on Yahoo Answers :P
2007-02-03 06:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!!! 10/10
2007-02-03 05:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well done tink top of the class for that one 10/10
2007-02-03 06:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No It definitely was NOT funny. Instead it was Crass.
2007-02-11 04:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by Gwen C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-02-03 05:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by katie d 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice. Here's one for you.
A boy asks a pirate with a pegleg, hook and eye patch how he got his peg leg
The pirate replies 'Yar, shark bit me leg off at sea."
The boy asks about the hook.
"Yar, lost it swashbuckling with other pirates."
The boy asks about the patch.
"Yar, A seagull pooped in my eye"
"And that made you lose your eye", asked the boy
"No, it was me first day with the hook."
2007-02-03 05:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahaha
your a very funny girl.
love kby.
2007-02-03 05:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-02-03 05:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by virgodoll 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice
2007-02-11 00:33:31 · answer #11 · answered by smileyOne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋