Entertainment & Music - 25 January 2007

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a

number of years, when he came home one day to confess to his wife that

he had terrible compulsions. He had an urge to stick his pen*s into the

pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to

talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to

overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill

came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously

wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told

you how I had this tremendous urge to put my pen*s into the pickle

slicer?" "Oh Bill, you didn't!" "Yes, I did." "My God Bill, what

happened?" "I got fired." "No Bill, I mean, what happened with the

pickle slicer?" "Oh ... she got fired too."

2007-01-25 06:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 06:37:09 · 5 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:36:39 · 8 answers · asked by benji 2 in Celebrities

You have 3 main judges
Cristina's Court,
Judge Maria Lopez,
Marilyn Milian
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Marilyn Milian is the best and thee hottest!

2007-01-25 06:36:05 · 6 answers · asked by Baby F 2 in Television

2007-01-25 06:36:02 · 20 answers · asked by !Hot Babe! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:35:44 · 15 answers · asked by melissa j 1 in Music

it will help settle an argument, and since i av u here wat is ur favorite 1???????thanks

2007-01-25 06:35:10 · 11 answers · asked by jimmythebullstromboni 3 in Movies

Steven Stills was one of the M.P.s, but I wanna know who Lucy, Ramona, and Sam were.

2007-01-25 06:35:01 · 4 answers · asked by Quentin G 2 in Television

There's something about you that I just can't get out of my head

I just moved you to the top of my "to-do" list

2007-01-25 06:34:59 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:33:39 · 6 answers · asked by wise 5 in Celebrities

2007-01-25 06:33:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:33:02 · 17 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:32:29 · 19 answers · asked by heaven-sin-t 4 in Polls & Surveys

An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health"

"What are they, sir?"

"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night.

"Agreed." Said the woman.

On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said.

The woman replied,"Your going to die

2007-01-25 06:32:22 · 13 answers · asked by Wayne J 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i talk to my t v and radio thats how me and janet communicate i belive we both are spritual people my daughters dont understand the love me and janet jackson share togather

2007-01-25 06:31:34 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Do they go on there just to have 5 minutes of fame......Last nite this one girl said "I CANT SING" she said its her first time singing then after that she said you can teach me how to sing, the point of American Idol is to find the best singers rite now....are they stupid

2007-01-25 06:31:30 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i have aked three questions on this topic i got the opposite of what i was looking for is there anyone smart enough to comprehend this????? If you are listen up. I have asked it before me and my boyfriend broke up i need some songs that tell him im movin on and never coming back it DOES NOT matter when the song was made as long as its after the 1980's i just want some "moving on" songs and alot (8-10) i dont want chamillionaire-ridin dirty i want fast pop or hip hop break up songs not slow sorryfull regretful mess please answer with a brain!!!! please everyone on yahoo!!!!

2007-01-25 06:31:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i talk to my t v and radio thats how me and janet communicate i belive we both are spritual people my daughters dont understand the love me and janet jackson share togather

2007-01-25 06:31:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

a snail goes into a bar ,new years eve !! slides up the bar and and asks for a pint "dont serve snails in here the barman says, picks him up and throws him out the door!!::::
the following new years eve , the same snail goes back into the same pub slides up the bar
and asks "what did you do that for"???????? (think about it)

2007-01-25 06:31:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 06:31:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ive seen the movie and own the soundtrack, but would love to see the actual play

2007-01-25 06:30:49 · 4 answers · asked by ck 5 in Music

Why do u chicks want to get big?
Everyday I go to gym; I see these chicks curling 10 pounds dumbbells. What is up with that? Chicks try to work on their biceps? Give me a break!!!!! Gaining muscles will make you fat and chicks with muscles are turn off. Chicks should run on treadmill and reduce the fat. Chicks shouldn’t be muscular at all.

2007-01-25 06:30:45 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.

1.His Doctor
2.His Priest
3.His Lawyer

"Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave."

After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."

The priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the
church. It's all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave."

Well, the lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!"

2007-01-25 06:30:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This girl just really urks me. She's not been in that many movies, but seems to get all the praise like someone, say...Julia Roberts. What's up with that? I find her very ugly, IMO, and she seems like she's blowing the whole celebrity thing. What is it about her that the paparazzi can't get enough of her? And what's up with the fire crotch thing? Doesn't she know how to wear panties?

2007-01-25 06:29:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-25 06:29:25 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 06:29:12 · 8 answers · asked by !Hot Babe! 1 in Polls & Surveys

I just saw that movie recently for the first time...OMG it totally wrecked me!

2007-01-25 06:28:47 · 3 answers · asked by LolaCorolla 7 in Movies

What are you really good at?
nothing perverted please!

2007-01-25 06:28:41 · 11 answers · asked by Willow 5 in Polls & Surveys

anyone else tired of these guys?

2007-01-25 06:28:22 · 5 answers · asked by djdjr01 3 in Television

If so what happened? When i was five years old I accidently saw my younger brother being conceived. Now at the age of 24 I still look at my brother and shake my head.

2007-01-25 06:28:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys