Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
number of years, when he came home one day to confess to his wife that
he had terrible compulsions. He had an urge to stick his pen*s into the
pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to
overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill
came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously
wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told
you how I had this tremendous urge to put my pen*s into the pickle
slicer?" "Oh Bill, you didn't!" "Yes, I did." "My God Bill, what
happened?" "I got fired." "No Bill, I mean, what happened with the
pickle slicer?" "Oh ... she got fired too."
2007-01-25 06:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Nice one. XD
2007-01-25 06:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by severyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah yes, takes me back to those long hot summer days of 1976. Did a fair bit of pickle poking myself.
2007-01-25 06:46:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeHe i've never heard that one before, cheers for the giggle
2007-01-25 06:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still funny lol 10/10
2007-01-25 06:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before!
But it's still cute!
2007-01-25 06:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but still funny!
2007-01-25 06:45:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.8/10.
2007-01-29 05:52:58 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-01-25 07:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by daniel'smum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*sighs* way too much adulterary in this world for jokes about em...
2007-01-25 06:44:11 · answer #9 · answered by sean c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best,, she knows you know walter,
2007-01-25 06:46:01 · answer #10 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋