An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health"
"What are they, sir?"
"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night.
"Agreed." Said the woman.
On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said.
The woman replied,"Your going to die
2007-01-25 06:32:22 · 13 answers · asked by Wayne J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm irish too, lmao x x x
2007-01-25 07:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Irishman walks into a shop and asks for a TV, the salesman says, I'm sorry, we don't serve the Irish. The Irishman goes to elocution lessonn and changes his accent. He goes back the next week to the same shop and tries to buy a TV, the salesman refuses saying that they dont sever the irish. The Irish man realises that he must have recognised him so he gets his hair cut and changes him appearance and goes back. The salesman still wont serve him so the Irish fellow says in despair, "I've changed my accent and my appearance so how do you know I'm Irish?" The salesman leans over and says, "the way I know that you are Irish is because this is a drycleaners!"
2016-05-23 22:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 9/10
2007-01-25 07:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-25 06:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool and very wicked! 10/10 :)
2007-01-25 07:43:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, thats a good laugh 10/10!!
2007-01-25 06:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by (DT)Hawk Eye 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she wern't blond then lol 10/10
2007-01-25 06:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Diddley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm gonna have to tell people that joke now.
2007-01-25 06:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by severyo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bloody hell i.d do the same, sounds like hard work, lol
2007-01-25 06:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by valda54 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goody. lol
2007-01-25 08:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋