An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor's only to find he didn't have long to live. So he summoned the three most important people in his life to tell them of his fate.
1.His Doctor
2.His Priest
3.His Lawyer
"Well, today I found out I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you three here, because you are the most important people in my life, and I need to ask a favor. Today, I am going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 dollars inside. When I die, I would ask that all three of you throw the money into my grave."
After the man passed on, the 3 people happened to run into each other. The doctor said, "I have to admit I kept $10,000 dollars of his money, he owed me on lots of medical bills. But, I threw the other $40,000 in like he requested."
The priest said, "I have to admit also, I kept $25,000 dollars for the
church. It's all going to a good cause. I did, however, throw the other $25,000 in the grave."
Well, the lawyer just couldn't believe what he was hearing! "I am surprised at you two taking advantage of him like that. I wrote a check for the full amount and threw it all in!"
2007-01-25 06:30:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha...Hilarious...xxx
2007-01-25 06:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a lawyer, jk!
2007-01-26 03:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmph,yeah salright not enough sarcasm from these peoples answers though.Hey what do you call a lawyer with a wristwatch.A lawyer with a wrist watch ha.backing off.....
2007-01-25 19:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by matchbox202006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sound's like a typical lawyer to me
they scrxw you when you're alive and they scrxw you when your dead they get your money both times 10/10
2007-01-26 09:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its another good one. 8/10
2007-01-25 15:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10. But I'm in a bad mood. Next...
2007-01-25 14:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fuuny, sounds similar to one that was emailed to me, but still funny!
2007-01-25 14:37:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg hilarious
2007-01-25 15:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not get it
I just got it
2007-01-25 14:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its good
2007-01-25 14:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by Juillet 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋