Entertainment & Music - 25 January 2007

as an example,

celion dion - because you loved me

real lyric: "for all the times you stood by me"
misheard lyric: "for all the times you stirred my meal"

2007-01-25 23:38:48 · 24 answers · asked by natalia 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 23:38:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Porn?

2007-01-25 23:38:26 · 12 answers · asked by none 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 23:38:22 · 17 answers · asked by shut_up_and_talk_to_me 1 in Polls & Surveys

See, I got all these old washers and a Kenworth cab-over semi tractor in my front yard. They're getting a real nice rustic look to them. So, anyways, I'm talking to this guy, he seems pretty smart. I think he lives on the West coast, so he must be smart.

I figure all that stuff is collectibe. H**l I collected it. Do you think I can get some sucker, sorry, I mean art appreciator, to drag all this stuff out? I could use the money. And the space.

2007-01-25 23:37:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Then why do almost all of the vegetarians I know, believe in abortion?
just a question.
:D

2007-01-25 23:36:44 · 22 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Polls & Surveys

s/he lives a life following what?

2007-01-25 23:35:18 · 27 answers · asked by Ronald Vexa 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 23:35:10 · 13 answers · asked by garo_babahekian 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 23:35:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

That whole monkey under the mistletoe thing was a bit weird.....

2007-01-25 23:34:22 · 10 answers · asked by Queen of the Stone Age 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

One night the angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

2007-01-25 23:33:58 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Jokes & Riddles

would be your perfect weekend?

2007-01-25 23:33:15 · 4 answers · asked by jshorePR 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 23:33:14 · 11 answers · asked by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 in Television

2007-01-25 23:32:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Makes me a lil' nervous..=)

thanx~
*gotta love him tho!

2007-01-25 23:32:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

when one hears of other's happiness..u tend to be happy also

2007-01-25 23:32:53 · 19 answers · asked by Julian 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-25 23:32:30 · 11 answers · asked by Namron 1 in Movies

2007-01-25 23:32:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-25 23:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-25 23:30:02 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do any join...i heard of 1....

2007-01-25 23:29:54 · 4 answers · asked by Julian 1 in Celebrities

I have been driving a rent-a-car for 2 days while my truck is being fixed. I hate it..stupid grammy car.. whew. I feel a little better now..

2007-01-25 23:29:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A few months ago, I upgraded from DrinkingMates 4.2 to Girlfriend 1.0 which I had been told for years wouldn't give me any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.


To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.


Successive versions of Girlfriend 1.0 (i.e. 1.001 thru 1.999) proved no better!


I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.


Eventually, I tried to run the new Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.


I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does at least come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse 2007.


Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and extremely costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.


Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge 2. Worse still, these latter products have no Help files, and I have to try and guess what the problem is.


Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly requiring Adobe ShoeShop, HandBag Searcher and Hairstyle Express, all of which need to be reinstalled every other week.


Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.


Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off.


I've recently been tempted to install Mistress 2007, but I've heard there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2007 it tends to take total control of your IP address and then permanently locks you out while acquiring all of your shared resources.

2007-01-25 23:29:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My daughter is to take something to school that starts with the letter 'Q'. Name anything you can find.

2007-01-25 23:28:42 · 17 answers · asked by cardo11 3 in Polls & Surveys

Say you're on a first date with a guy, and it's going well. You're at a restaurant, the food is good, the conversation is interesting, and he seems like a really good prospect, intelligent and respectful.

Then, he says, "I'll be right back.....I gotta go take a dump" and gets up and goes to the restroom. When he gets back, he says, "Whew, that was brutal" and then resumes eating as if nothing were amiss.

Would you have second thoughts about him then?

2007-01-25 23:28:41 · 17 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

All I know is they were friends

2007-01-25 23:28:35 · 3 answers · asked by Dimepiece18 1 in Movies

Who do you think is better?

2007-01-25 23:27:50 · 10 answers · asked by hamzah ali 2 in Television

Can anyone give me a karaoke of the song Woh Lamhe Woh Batien in the movie Zeher.
Remix song recommended.
Original also accepted

2007-01-25 23:27:48 · 1 answers · asked by ÅTHÜL 2 in Music

2007-01-25 23:27:13 · 5 answers · asked by Alex 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-25 23:27:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes