The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.
After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.
One night the angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.
"The R! They left out the R!"
"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.
After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"
2007-01-25 23:33:58 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the caution everyone. Honestly I didnt think it would offend anyone. I was just looking at it as a joke...
2007-01-26 00:12:29 · update #1
Extremly funny . but beware of some uptights who may report this as abuse
2007-01-25 23:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest one I'm reading tonight!
2007-01-27 14:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Sugarbabiie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laugh dear!
A star 4 u over this one......
2007-01-26 09:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I like it. The Catholics won't appreciate it though. Be ready for hate mail.
2007-01-26 07:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ooo my god that was the best joke i have heard in an eon i nearly wet myself
2007-01-26 07:58:32 · answer #5 · answered by sarah o 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bummer!!!
2007-01-26 14:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe LOL
2007-01-26 08:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - sucked in
2007-01-26 07:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....funny
2007-01-26 08:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋