I was driving to work one morning, and heard this guy call in a request to the local rock station.......he asked to hear, "The Diarrhea Chain"........
The DJ was like, "WTF?"..........it turned out he wanted to hear, "The Diary Of Jane" but had misunderstood the lyrics.....
I nearly ran off the road laughing!
2007-01-25 23:46:08
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answered by spun_up_06 4
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Broke on a summer night Cracked in a room Planet is over And I can see it all I can see it all, yeah Was the funniest thing that I saw All these creatures were climbing the walls While the synergy flows through my brains That is hard Venus is growing Immune to the laze And in the shade of morphine I forget it all Just forget it all, yeah Was the funniest thing that I saw All these creatures were climbing the walls And while the synergy flows through my brains That is hard Oh, was the funniest thing that I saw All these creatures were climbing the walls And while the synergy flows through my brains Oh, here she goes It's what I saw That is hard Darling that is hard
2016-05-24 01:19:51
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answered by ? 4
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Eddie Money - Baby Hold On
real lyric: Hold to me tighter
what I hear: Hold on Jimmy Carter.
2007-01-26 00:26:14
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answered by FunBetty! 6
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The only one I can think of this early in the morning is the one they play on TV:
Misheard Lyric: "Rob the Cat Box!"
Real Lyric: "Rock the Casbah!"
The first time I heard that, I really laughed. I never thought about it that way but I can see where someone would think that.
2007-01-25 23:45:23
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answered by Rachel 7
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I've heard alot of songs by Def Leppard and have misunderstood alot of their lyrics. Real lyric:Satellite of love" misunderstood for:I had no idea what was sung until one night I was at a concert and the only way I found out what was said was by a big screen with the words on it". Another one is...I don't know the artists name,but...I have no idea what he sings and I hear..."Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche...."I know that's something they don't sing but again I have no idea what they sing about. :)
2007-01-26 00:01:33
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answered by rspheart 4
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Lucy in the Sky
actual lyric: "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
I heard: "the girl with colitis goes by"
2007-01-25 23:50:30
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answered by none 1
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I was young but Hootie and the Blowfish- Hold my hand!
Real lyric- " hold my hand"
Misheard lyric- " old old man"
It may not seem that funny to you but it was hilarious to my cousin but maybe only because she was there!!
2007-01-25 23:53:03
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answered by Jess 3
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Is Will Smith really "Eatin' Chicken With it"?
(Gettin Jiggy With It)
By the way, Jiggy is now an actual word in the dictionary. Look it up. Even Will doesn't know what it means, But Noah does.
2007-01-26 00:10:24
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answered by The Iceman Cometh 6
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Lucy in the Sky
actual lyric: "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes"
I heard: "the girl with colitis goes by"
p.s. colitis is an inflammation of the colon which by itself is not that funny, but in the context of the song, it's hilarious!
2007-01-25 23:48:06
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answered by LuckyDawg 3
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Lynyrd Skynyrd- Gimme Back My Bullet
my ex bf sang "you can bite my bullet"
Van Morrison- Brown -eyed Girl
brown eyed squirrel
and #1---Deck the halls with boughs of holly
"check the balls on that big collie"
2007-01-25 23:45:52
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answered by Anonymous
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