2007-01-25 23:31:52 · 7 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2007-01-25 23:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nancy Palosi
2007-01-26 07:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by Stuka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road
"To get to the other side"
Cracks me up everytime because it's so silly I never knew WHY it was funny!
2007-01-26 07:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next one,
2007-01-26 07:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by babydoll 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, th girl looks down and says, "can I touch it?" the boy says. "No way! You already broke yours off!"
Kills me everytime
2007-01-26 07:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by Harp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjbYNgIi5ss
As it says, its the funniest joke in the world....
2007-01-26 08:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by kaustikos1981 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one about a horse in a bar... its just so dumb...
2007-01-26 07:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋