Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

Jigsaw: "Hello....Knoxville.....do you want to play a game....? Do...or Die..., make your choice...."

Johnny: *pull down his pants...* *giggles*

Oh man.... this gonna ****** so bad....., why not put the whole jack@ss crew and combine wit SAW

2007-01-20 07:37:44 · 2 answers · asked by gancore_member 1 in Movies

Why did you report your Lord?

2007-01-20 07:37:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A brunette after telling a blonde joke.

2007-01-20 07:37:17 · 11 answers · asked by Sherri ptown 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I have to do a circle graph in math about any kind of data, and it has to be accurate. The options are Hip Hop/R&B, Rock, Country, Oldies, and Other.

2007-01-20 07:37:01 · 38 answers · asked by Kedah<3 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:36:19 · 6 answers · asked by Feathery 6 in Polls & Surveys

Me seriously 3

2007-01-20 07:36:13 · 44 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

i like smart-*** and sardonic remarks the best!!!

2007-01-20 07:36:08 · 2 answers · asked by Miss Casey 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:35:45 · 12 answers · asked by Obsessed with MCR: ) 1 in Music

especially when it lasts one day......LOL

2007-01-20 07:35:35 · 5 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Polls & Surveys

Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one
night, with Paddy the Pilot, and Shamus the co-pilot.
As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out the front
window.
“B’jeesus” said Paddy “Will ye look at how fookin short dat
runway is”.
“You’re not fookin kiddin, Paddy” replied Shamus. “Dis is gonna
be one a’de trickiest landings you’re ever gonna see” said Paddy.
“You’re not fookin kiddin, Paddy” replied Shamus.
“Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in
reverse”said Paddy.
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye put de flaps down straight away” said Paddy
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can” said Paddy
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a’ your soul” said
Paddy
“I be doing dat already” replied Shamus.
So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of
nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put
the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed
to Mother Mary with all of his soul.

Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke,
the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much
to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board.

As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy
looked out the front window and said to Shamus
“Dat has gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in
me whole life”.

Shamus looked out the side window and replied “Yeah Paddy, but
look how fookin wide it is”

2007-01-20 07:35:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 07:35:22 · 2 answers · asked by Melissa F 1 in Music

long and deep or short and sweet....kara

2007-01-20 07:35:18 · 7 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

I HEARD DIZ SONG IN SCHOOL I WANNA NO WHO SINGS THIS SONG N DA TITTLE...IT GOES ALMOST LIKE DIZ..IM TRYIN TO HOLLA AT U...TRYN 2 SHOW SUM LOVE...SOMETHING LIKE DAT...N DEN..I WAS LOOKIN AT UR DAY WASNT LOOKIN REAL CUTE..N SOMETHIN LIKE...CAN N E ON PLEASE HELP!!!!

2007-01-20 07:34:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-20 07:34:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I find that every leo I date turns into a mess? So, does anyone out there know why?

Who is libra most likely to be compatible with?

2007-01-20 07:34:13 · 8 answers · asked by Ashley 3 in Horoscopes

Whos side would you be on?

2007-01-20 07:34:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

not including the live chamber or anything else just the normal time for madam tussauds
Thanks!

2007-01-20 07:34:11 · 5 answers · asked by nicola b 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-20 07:33:31 · 10 answers · asked by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:32:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Well, which one(s)!?

2007-01-20 07:32:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding
he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.

"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into
his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"

"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."

"You haff a Genie?," Sven asked.

"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.

"Could I see him?"

Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes, I will," says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is
filled with the sound
of a million ducks flying overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'Yimminy!
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

2007-01-20 07:32:35 · 15 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Had a conference with my daughters teacher at school yesterday. My daughter is biracial. The teacher was telling me that she is talking a lot and that she put her beside this other girl so she would feel comfortable as they are the only 2 minorities in her class. I thought that was a dumb a** comment for her to make. If they are getting in trouble together keep them apart, I don't care about their race. My daughter is very secure with who she is and does not need to sit beside someone of the same color to feel comfortable. Do you agree or am I just being too sensitive?

I put this on P&S because people don't answer in the other categories.

2007-01-20 07:32:11 · 34 answers · asked by peach 4 in Polls & Surveys

Taking Back Sunday) (Snow Patrol) HelloGoodBye) Armor For Sleep) BOYSLIKEGIRLS) (June) (Mae) The Early November)
(I can Make a Mess Like Nobodys Bisuness) The Red JumpSuit Apparatus..... I love all of these bands.... Oh yeah and (The Killers)

2007-01-20 07:31:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

wats the song by avril lavinge that in the chorus is goes:
"she wants to go home, but nobodys home" ?

2007-01-20 07:31:29 · 8 answers · asked by baby_gurlz136 2 in Music

ng84brian@yahoo.com

2007-01-20 07:31:16 · 1 answers · asked by brian 1 in Music

or maybe a tie with the beatles...?

2007-01-20 07:30:50 · 12 answers · asked by kMac969 2 in Music

I have purchased a bass guitar over the internet but cannot afford an amp. I have a 1/4 jack to 3.5 inch headphones adapter. I also have a guitar lead. I have plugged it into the microphone plug but when i play nothing happens. I have checked that the volume is turned up on both guitar and computer. What am i doing wrong?
Thanks
Adamfromwestwood

2007-01-20 07:30:14 · 8 answers · asked by spikey 1 in Music

2007-01-20 07:30:07 · 13 answers · asked by Sherri ptown 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What the &%$£ is all that about?!

2007-01-20 07:30:07 · 14 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Polls & Surveys

well yall know bout dat new song i wanna love u with akon well that real version is a totally different Snoop is juss talkin bout dat strippers female part or vagina n i juss dont get it cant he juss rap bout other things!! like imean im in love with a stripper is way better!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-20 07:29:31 · 4 answers · asked by neli91 1 in Polls & Surveys