Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding
he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into
his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands. "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."
"You haff a Genie?," Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the Genie.
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting
there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is
filled with the sound
of a million ducks flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin'Yimminy!
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
2007-01-20 07:32:35 · 15 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For this joke you deserve a big hug and a big kiss. Sorry fake ones will have to do. XOXOXOXO. How is that? P.S. I'm just kidding. I'm not gay.
2007-01-20 07:40:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-20 07:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deaf genies are no good but i dont need a genie to ask for something i have got 10/10 diddly (dream on speedy)
2007-01-20 08:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-01-20 09:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Young MacTavish is a man of my own heart.
2016-05-24 01:31:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie
2007-01-20 07:50:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny!!! 10 pts.
2007-01-20 07:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one i love it
thanks for makin me chuckle
2007-01-20 07:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny hahahaha
2007-01-20 09:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!! I laughed so hard! never heard it before!
2007-01-20 07:45:14 · answer #10 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋