Aer Lingus Flight 101 was flying from Heathrow to Dublin one
night, with Paddy the Pilot, and Shamus the co-pilot.
As they approached Dublin airport, they looked out the front
window.
“B’jeesus” said Paddy “Will ye look at how fookin short dat
runway is”.
“You’re not fookin kiddin, Paddy” replied Shamus. “Dis is gonna
be one a’de trickiest landings you’re ever gonna see” said Paddy.
“You’re not fookin kiddin, Paddy” replied Shamus.
“Right Shamus. When I give de signal, you put de engines in
reverse”said Paddy.
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye put de flaps down straight away” said Paddy
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can” said Paddy
“Right, I’ll be doing dat” replied Shamus.
“And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a’ your soul” said
Paddy
“I be doing dat already” replied Shamus.
So they approached the runway with Paddy and Shamus full of
nerves and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put
the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and prayed
to Mother Mary with all of his soul.
Amidst roaring engines, squealing of tyres and lots of smoke,
the plane screeched to a halt centimetres from the end of the runway, much
to the relief of Paddy and Shamus and everyone on board.
As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Paddy
looked out the front window and said to Shamus
“Dat has gotta be de shortest fookin runway I have EVER seen in
me whole life”.
Shamus looked out the side window and replied “Yeah Paddy, but
look how fookin wide it is”
2007-01-20 07:35:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very old joke but still a funny one
2007-01-20 07:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-23 00:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Brilliant!!! Best joke I've heard all day Thanx lol :D
2007-01-26 08:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Halrious ;-)
2007-01-27 03:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was roaring with laughter 10/10 :)
Hehe keep em coming!
2007-01-20 07:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely terrible. Well worth the 8 I give it.
Peace
&
Luv
2007-01-20 11:38:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw
2016-05-24 01:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
expect another violation notice from the PC police!
2007-01-20 07:43:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Irish!
Funny.....lol
2007-01-25 08:27:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one mate. Thanx 4 the laugh+peace
2007-01-28 06:48:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mermangel+720 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋