Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

Keep holding on. Cause you know well make it through. we'll make it through.

2007-01-20 07:10:58 · 5 answers · asked by .C.E.L.S.E.Y. . 1 in Music

A man walks into a restraunt and sees a very attractive woman. So he gets a waiter to give her a note asking her out. He gets a note back saying "For me to go out with you, you must have £1M in the bank, a ferarri in your garage and 7 inches in your pants." The woman recieves a note back from the man saying "For your information I have £50M in my bank, a ferrari, a jag and a private jet, but not even a woman as beautiful as you will make me cut 5 inches of my penis!

2007-01-20 07:10:49 · 19 answers · asked by babiafc 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You walk up to a mountain that has two paths. One leads to the other side of the mountain, and the other will get you lost forever. On the road you meet two twins that know the path that leads to the other side. You can ask them only one question. One of the twins only tells lies and the other only tells the truth, and you don't know which is which.

So, What do you Ask?

2007-01-20 07:10:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how can u tell if a blonde has used the computer.....theres 20 pences in the disk draw and a condom on the joystick ......lol

2007-01-20 07:10:17 · 16 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:10:16 · 16 answers · asked by JohnH(UK) 3 in Polls & Surveys

he says ouch & the dog comes runnin after me. even if i'm not in the same room. he just gave me a black eye.

2007-01-20 07:08:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking to make a cd for my road trip tonight. What songs good songs should I download. No rap tho please.

2007-01-20 07:08:50 · 4 answers · asked by Jester 5 in Music

2007-01-20 07:08:50 · 12 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:08:48 · 13 answers · asked by Shaba laba ding dong 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:08:46 · 11 answers · asked by fnygrl74 4 in Polls & Surveys

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and started talking with the
workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and
lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do to make her
feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope
containing two pounds in 10p coins.
The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that
they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start
a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to
the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and
the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank
cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the
house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said ...
"I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewsons deliver the f**king
bricks."

2007-01-20 07:08:40 · 10 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I work with a guy who goes to fast food places and takes large amounts of napkins and condiments.He complains about the food just so he can get a free meal.I've seen him pick away for 10 minutes at a quarter frozen in ice.I think he has o.c.d and his obsession is shopping for groceries and a bunch of other crap at costco and walmart.

I could care less about what he does but he wont shut up about all the great "deals" he gets. Anyone else know a weirdo like this?

2007-01-20 07:08:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

either in a story, movie film, book, play, comic strip,
...whatever.
or what chracter would you chose to be?

2007-01-20 07:08:16 · 1 answers · asked by Veritesirum 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is she in the movie cinderella story? .... miss congeniality ?

2007-01-20 07:08:07 · 4 answers · asked by im that short person! 2 in Movies

There are 4 lines on my index finger instead of 3. The extra line is by my middle knuckle. A palmist would say that they need to look at the whole hand to really tell what if anything this might mean. I'm not really into palmistry but it kind of fascinates me because I haven't seen this on anyone else. Thanks to anyone that could tell me what they think it might mean or lead me to a good website or book about palmistry.

2007-01-20 07:07:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What would be a more creative name for Yahoo Answers? What's catchy and easy to remember? Any ideas?

2007-01-20 07:06:58 · 3 answers · asked by Gist 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:06:54 · 6 answers · asked by Heather D 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:05:40 · 23 answers · asked by britboiuk 1 in Television

mine is in july

2007-01-20 07:05:13 · 54 answers · asked by Shaba laba ding dong 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:05:11 · 1 answers · asked by mary e 1 in Television

I hate having to walk out to the mailbox everyday. Wouldnt mind so much if the weather was nice everyday. Now we have about 3 ft of freakin snow and I know my box is full cuz I saw the mail lady stuff a big envelope in it, and I dont wanna go out there! lol. Anyways, wheres yours?

2007-01-20 07:04:58 · 29 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:03:53 · 2 answers · asked by Dead Birds Don't Poop 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:03:27 · 8 answers · asked by Gerald M 1 in Movies

or do you think there should be themes every so often

2007-01-20 07:03:15 · 25 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

so we can get things going in here...
come on..
one from EVERYBODY?

2007-01-20 07:02:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes, one of them is my teacher... It's a scary feeling.
Even though she doesn't ask me to do things well, I just find a need to please her. It's just something about her... Am I making sense?
And no, I am not homosexual or bisexual.

2007-01-20 07:02:52 · 10 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:02:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:02:24 · 1 answers · asked by vjkiran 3 in Polls & Surveys

Or depending on your country the systems you have in place.

2007-01-20 07:02:06 · 16 answers · asked by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:02:06 · 21 answers · asked by MsAdventure 5 in Polls & Surveys