The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in
all the activity going on next door and started talking with the
workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold,
more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and
lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do to make her
feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves.
At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope
containing two pounds in 10p coins.
The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that
they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start
a savings account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to
the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and
the fact she had a 'pay packet'.
"You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank
cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house."
"My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the
house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said ...
"I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewsons deliver the f**king
bricks."
2007-01-20 07:08:40 · 10 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she is picking up the builders languish pretty well then another good one pretty woman dont stop now 10/10
2007-01-20 07:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before. But it's still funny every time. Maybe next time the workers will watch there mouths around the Little girl. lol
2007-01-20 07:46:13 · answer #2 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's got no chance with Jewsons record. lol 10 / 10.
2007-01-20 07:17:19 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. I needed a good laugh. Thank you so much.
2007-01-20 07:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny, I was dreading some horrible peodo style end to this joke.
2007-01-20 07:13:27 · answer #5 · answered by John H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very clever, I did n't see that coming...well done.
2007-01-20 07:28:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! very funny! jewsons are quite bad eh!!
2007-01-20 07:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tht wis gd
2007-01-20 09:04:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol........That little girl not easy.
2007-01-20 07:23:29 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neat!
2007-01-20 07:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by giovellin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋