how can u tell if a blonde has used the computer.....theres 20 pences in the disk draw and a condom on the joystick ......lol
2007-01-20 07:10:17 · 16 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Q: Why do blondes drive bmw's?
A: Coz they cant spell porch or holden...
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
Q: Why did the blonde have square ****?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused
2007-01-20 12:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mandy :) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
2007-01-20 15:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by legalstudent25 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde was on vacation in the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge nine-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby are seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
As the shopkeeper stands on the bank, watching in silent amazement, the blonde struggles and flips the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Rats! This one's barefoot too!"
2007-01-20 15:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by Koozie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So a blonde is in the streets of New York when she sees a ventriloquist saying rude dumb blonde jokes. The blonde gets offended and starts saying that they are not true and that he should get arrested. The ventriloquist apologizes to the blonde but she says, " I'm not talking to you! I'm talking to that dummy on your leg!"
A red head goes to the doctor and says that everywhere she touches it hurts. She touches her leg, arm , head, stomach etc. and screams in pain. The doctor was puzzled for a few minutes but figured it out. He said, "Ma'am, you aren't really a red head are you?" "No I'm not. How did you know?" "You have a broken finger."
2007-01-20 15:23:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
2007-01-20 15:23:16 · answer #5 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did the blonde drown? Someone put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
I really shouldn't be saying this stuff..I'm blonde
2007-01-20 15:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by PatricksMom* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How many blonde jokes are there? Only 5. The rest are true stories.
2007-01-20 15:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Papa John 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2007-01-20 15:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is black ,blue, and brown, and laying in a ditch?
A brunette that told too many blonde jokes.
2007-01-20 19:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Way to go TEAM!
2007-01-20 15:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by copromethias 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋