Entertainment & Music - 20 January 2007

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

10 points to the first person to get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-20 07:45:16 · 8 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-20 07:45:11 · 2 answers · asked by dmitrii g 2 in Television

I want limewire, so that l can get free cool music

2007-01-20 07:44:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This is funny, the joke got erased the other day! But some of you wanted to see it again!


Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

2007-01-20 07:44:27 · 6 answers · asked by TNL 4 in Jokes & Riddles

in the 80's men look good was the bright people decade then had a red flashy jacket one hit wonder

2007-01-20 07:44:18 · 5 answers · asked by karen l 1 in Music

2007-01-20 07:44:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:44:03 · 18 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:43:40 · 3 answers · asked by Chadwick 2 in Music

Jobwise, love wise, home wise....

I feel like I am getting nowhere in life and Im 25..

2007-01-20 07:43:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i don't have a favorite but i usually use the one " once in a blue moon" and " life ain't fair" AND OH " Life sucks , then you die"

2007-01-20 07:43:34 · 17 answers · asked by Miss Casey 4 in Music

It just kills me! LOL

2007-01-20 07:43:33 · 19 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

yesterday?

2007-01-20 07:43:23 · 33 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can someone please give me the name to this song? My friend e-mailed them to me, but neglected to give the the title or the artist! ....
You come to me with scars on your wrist (boy)
You tell me this will be the last night feeling like this (boy)
I just came to say goodbye (girl)
I didn't want you to see me cry, I'm fine (girl)
But I know it's a lie(boy)

[Chorus:]
This is the last night you'll spend alone
Look me in the eyes so I know you know
I'm everywhere you want me to be
The last night you'll spend alone
I'll wrap you in my arms and I won't let go
I'm everything You need me to be

Your parents say everything is your fault
But they don't know you like I know you they don't know you at all

I'm so sick of when they say
It's just a phase, you'll be o.k. you're fine
But I know it's a lie

[Chorus]

Bridge:]
The night is so long when everything's wrong
If you give me your hand
I will help you hold on
Tonight
Tonight

Any help would be much appreciated!!

2007-01-20 07:42:34 · 3 answers · asked by dramachick_40 2 in Music

2007-01-20 07:42:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I play guitar, the first song i ever learned to play on it was the intro to Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses.

2007-01-20 07:42:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Clark Gable
Gary Cooper
Rudolph Valentino

I know who it Was!
Now you Tell Me!!

2007-01-20 07:41:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My mom is always saying "Je-Bria-LAUREN!!! Come here for a minute!!"

2007-01-20 07:41:45 · 12 answers · asked by Who, Me?? ...I'm Lost... 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:41:25 · 9 answers · asked by LynX 3 in Music

2007-01-20 07:41:17 · 6 answers · asked by Mysterious 4 in Horoscopes

just getting bored..anywys lemme learn sum time zones atleast!!

2007-01-20 07:40:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:40:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy is in in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock and it is 3:30 in the
morning.

"Who on earth can that be at this time in the morning?!"

Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?"
said his wife, "It might be an emergency".

The guy groans, puts on his dressing gown and goes to answer the
door. He opens the door to find a bloke standing there.

"Eh mate, can you give us a push?" he says.

"No get lost, it's gone three in the morning" came the reply.

The guy went back to bed, climbed in and told his wife.

"Well that wasn't very nice of you Dave. Remember that night we
broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the
babysitter and you had to knock on someone's door then. They helped
get us started again. What would have happened if he'd told you to
get lost?"

"Oh for goodness sake, okay I'll go and help him." So he quickly
gets dressed, goes down to the door but he can't see the stranger so
he shouts for him.

"Hey there, sorry I was a bit shirty with you, do you still need a push?

He hears a voice reply "Yeah please mate".

He still cant's see the stranger so he shouts again, " Where are you,
I can't seem to see you?"

The stranger replies, "Over here on the swings."

2007-01-20 07:40:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'm 16 and would like to start taking piano lessons. by age 20 i hope to be able to play songs like the phantom of the opera and basically become an excellent pianist. is it possible??? or would it take even longer.

2007-01-20 07:40:08 · 12 answers · asked by whitley 1 in Music

Any sex for any sex........?

Fine wine?

Fine dine?

Or something thats fine?

of mine?

Order please!!!!!!!!

And explain why you chose your first selection first?

2007-01-20 07:39:53 · 3 answers · asked by yahoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was in the pub the other day when
I asked the barman for some change for the cigarette machine,
I put my money in and the cigarette machine shouted "Your a fat b@stard, your not getting any fags, Now f#ck off!"
I couldn't believe it so I went to tell the barman, as I waited for him I helped myself to some peanuts that were in a bowl at the bar, as I did they started to speak to me "Hi , Nice tan, Your'e looking good today, Have you been working out?"
When the barman came over I told him what had happened with the cigarette machine and the peanuts,
He replied "well the cigarette machine is Out of Order but the peanuts are Complimentary."

2007-01-20 07:39:50 · 12 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

How did that turn out?

2007-01-20 07:39:45 · 16 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

bring it on,
liar liar,
rudy,
spongebob the movie,
you got served,
stomp the yard ( you should go see it),
saw 2 ,
silence of the lambs,
the dark,

2007-01-20 07:39:37 · 12 answers · asked by Heather D 1 in Movies

2007-01-20 07:39:13 · 12 answers · asked by kirst105 1 in Television

2007-01-20 07:38:53 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-20 07:38:51 · 8 answers · asked by raw_don 2 in Celebrities