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This guy is in in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock and it is 3:30 in the
morning.

"Who on earth can that be at this time in the morning?!"

Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?"
said his wife, "It might be an emergency".

The guy groans, puts on his dressing gown and goes to answer the
door. He opens the door to find a bloke standing there.

"Eh mate, can you give us a push?" he says.

"No get lost, it's gone three in the morning" came the reply.

The guy went back to bed, climbed in and told his wife.

"Well that wasn't very nice of you Dave. Remember that night we
broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the
babysitter and you had to knock on someone's door then. They helped
get us started again. What would have happened if he'd told you to
get lost?"

"Oh for goodness sake, okay I'll go and help him." So he quickly
gets dressed, goes down to the door but he can't see the stranger so
he shouts for him.

"Hey there, sorry I was a bit shirty with you, do you still need a push?

He hears a voice reply "Yeah please mate".

He still cant's see the stranger so he shouts again, " Where are you,
I can't seem to see you?"

The stranger replies, "Over here on the swings."

2007-01-20 07:40:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

I loved it. Before I got to the end, I was beginning to get a little nervous though. I thought maybe the ending would be creepy and weird or perverted. I loved it! Nice clean joke. Phew!

2007-01-20 07:47:18 · answer #1 · answered by kclunis 2 · 0 0

Thumbs up!

2007-01-20 07:45:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♣IRiSh♣ 4 · 0 0

heeeee heeeeee haaa haaa funny : )
now push off lmao

2007-01-20 07:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0 0

i was kinda hoping for like a serial killer joke but wow i was shocked

2007-01-20 08:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 0 0

oh push off

2007-01-20 10:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wicked stuff A++

2007-01-20 08:07:12 · answer #6 · answered by jones_linz 3 · 0 0

Why is it the silly ones get me LMAO?
Well done:))

2007-01-20 08:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 0

LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.

2007-01-20 08:08:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow that was funny hahaha lol

2007-01-20 08:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by boys just come & go like seasons 1 · 0 0

hehe

2007-01-20 12:39:29 · answer #10 · answered by Clemence 3 · 0 0

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