I was in the pub the other day when
I asked the barman for some change for the cigarette machine,
I put my money in and the cigarette machine shouted "Your a fat b@stard, your not getting any fags, Now f#ck off!"
I couldn't believe it so I went to tell the barman, as I waited for him I helped myself to some peanuts that were in a bowl at the bar, as I did they started to speak to me "Hi , Nice tan, Your'e looking good today, Have you been working out?"
When the barman came over I told him what had happened with the cigarette machine and the peanuts,
He replied "well the cigarette machine is Out of Order but the peanuts are Complimentary."
2007-01-20 07:39:50 · 12 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoo hoo jabelite. i just love your nuts.....
2007-01-20 07:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're best bet is to call the service numbers that are on the actual machines. You'll get in touch with service people who's jobs are to repair them. They should know how they work. Also, call up the manufacturer. They'll no doubt have specs for you you'll never find on the Internet. Always go to the source.
2016-05-24 01:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one son, are you realy a member of the Cree tribe?
2007-01-20 08:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that made me chuckle.. then it made my sister chuckle.. and next its going to make my friends chuckle! nice joke! x
2007-01-20 07:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
like this one
2007-01-20 10:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-20 09:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL at that, that was good:))
Nice one:)
2007-01-20 08:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh its a good one 10/10
2007-01-20 08:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good.
2007-01-20 07:42:49 · answer #9 · answered by Missing Link 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny...lol
2007-01-20 10:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋