Entertainment & Music - 19 January 2007

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

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Cheese Sandwich $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich $ 2.50
Hand Job $10.00
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Checking his wallet he finds one single ten dollar bill.
He walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am!"

The man replies "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

2007-01-19 09:09:18 · 4 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

What is this? I heard it in hella hip hop songs, I know off the top of my head I heard Juelz Santana and Loon say it.

2007-01-19 09:08:51 · 1 answers · asked by Trojan8408 5 in Music

2007-01-19 09:08:37 · 33 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do it now!

2007-01-19 09:08:26 · 3 answers · asked by * 4 in Music

Whats your favorite store and what do you usually buy when you go there?

2007-01-19 09:07:30 · 29 answers · asked by CinderellaGurl12 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:06:59 · 23 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Rhianna, Mariah, pussycat dolls...etc. Why don't some good bands get the spotlight?

2007-01-19 09:06:53 · 9 answers · asked by peanutbutterjellytime 1 in Music

Paula Deen looks great for her age and how she eats and has a cool personality. And the other ladies are just beautiful. I want a job like theirs.

2007-01-19 09:06:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've tried:
Miracle on 34th Street
Elf
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer
Frosty the Snowman
How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Christmas with the Cranks
Christmas Vacation

...sadly none of them work.

2007-01-19 09:06:13 · 10 answers · asked by Cristovao 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:05:52 · 36 answers · asked by Achtung Baby! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:05:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

2007-01-19 09:05:32 · 13 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-19 09:05:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm hooked, I have the soundtrack in the car too!!

2007-01-19 09:05:05 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Do you swear in the night?

2007-01-19 09:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

He is coming to my city and filming a movie I can't beleive it GEORGE CLOONY and it will be filmed not far from where i live!!!

2007-01-19 09:05:00 · 6 answers · asked by shabo 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:04:32 · 4 answers · asked by georgewallace78 6 in Television

I was born the first half of Jan 1975 and I'm not very aquarious either.

2007-01-19 09:04:31 · 34 answers · asked by hazydaze 5 in Horoscopes

I personally think its sad

2007-01-19 09:04:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

by the way Paul banks what a fox

2007-01-19 09:04:12 · 2 answers · asked by peanutbutterjellytime 1 in Music

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead

2007-01-19 09:04:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i live in the united states and im 16 years old. i was born here in the united states as well. im planing to travel to california in april (i live in texas) do i need a passport now to go on the plane because of the new law or does that only apply to when i leave the country??? thank you for your answers

2007-01-19 09:03:54 · 11 answers · asked by jms_nov28 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:03:53 · 6 answers · asked by queenosofly 3 in Polls & Surveys

my eyes on you....so tell me what you wanna do????
answer this questions in a fun way please lol
and say who sings this song

2007-01-19 09:03:44 · 1 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, so Earl made himself a list to make up for all the bad things he's done. I was just wondering if anybody has done this, or know of anybody who made themselves a list after watching My Name Is Earl?

2007-01-19 09:03:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My friends told me, that depp has drunk a poisoning, and dying right now. They said that they saw it on msn.com.
Is it true?

2007-01-19 09:03:16 · 22 answers · asked by inna g 1 in Celebrities

Hi everyone, i really do feel sorry for Jade Goody from the big brother house. We have all done things like this, remember the time when we got sooo angry that we said things we wouldn't have say normally. We all make mistake and Jade did but she has already apologize. I don't believe she is a racist if you watch the Jade goody show you will know she have been to india and enjoy the people and the culture there. It is clear for alot of us that the whole story has been blow out of proportion (especialy by newspaper like the Sun) but thats what they alwasys do and enjoy doing, i feel like the media is the true bully here. Everyone should be given a second chance if they truly and sincerely are sorry for what they did. Be easy on her, an angry person often say foolish things. I have forgiven jade, what about you, will you? express yourself :)

2007-01-19 09:03:16 · 24 answers · asked by Max R 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:02:48 · 10 answers · asked by dido30 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-19 09:02:32 · 48 answers · asked by Violation Notice: Semper Paratus 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-19 09:02:29 · 7 answers · asked by jr_high_youth_worker 1 in Movies