A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied.
Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile.
"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
2007-01-19 09:05:32 · 13 answers · asked by sheriff fatman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ewwwwwwwww. gross.
freaky old lady.
2007-01-19 09:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-19 09:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that one 10/10
2007-01-19 09:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!
2007-01-19 09:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by wilster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheeeee! Hilarious! I love it!
2007-01-19 09:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-01-19 09:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's good. In fact, It's All Good, as they say in the hood.
2007-01-19 09:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest I've read today!!
2007-01-19 09:27:33 · answer #8 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it!
2007-01-19 09:08:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke made my day. and laytex is hot when you melt it (i made a blond joke)
2007-01-19 09:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by THE DOCTOR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋