Entertainment & Music - 18 January 2007

Where did she go?

2007-01-18 05:08:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

In order to know which pre$ident was the most intelligent, the UN made an IQ test in which they brought 100 chimpanzees; 99 of them were females and only 1 male. The clever pre$ident would be the one who'd recognize the male.

Pre$ident after pre$ident took the test but none succeeded, till George W. Bu$h came and was asked which one of those chimpanzees was the male. Bu$h thought for a while then cried "I'm George W. Bu$h! The greatest genius the world has ever known!" A chimpanzee then cried "ON MY DI*K YOU SON OF A B*TCH!" so Bu$h cried "Gotcha ye little $quirk!" and so he won the competition!!!

2007-01-18 05:08:06 · 5 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

keep his opinions about people's physical appearance out of it? It was godawful what he said to that poor kid with the bulging eyes...there is a medical condition that causes that.

Besides, he should look in the mirror more often...how many people with brush cuts actually put a part in it?!!!

2007-01-18 05:07:34 · 5 answers · asked by LolaCorolla 7 in Television

Jennifer Garner,Jennifer Lopez,Jennifer Aniston or Jennie Garth?

2007-01-18 05:07:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-18 05:07:15 · 20 answers · asked by malika 1 in Movies

Any ladies want to to be the enterainment?

2007-01-18 05:07:13 · 7 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 05:07:03 · 17 answers · asked by lyric 2 in Music

hehehe

2007-01-18 05:07:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 05:06:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Well looks like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?"

I mean, is there really a wrong side of the bed? What if your bed is pushed up against the wall...there is only one side left!

I think maybe I did wake up on the wrong side of something this morning...my head is killing me!

2007-01-18 05:06:50 · 17 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Polls & Surveys

or am I insulting Shrek?

2007-01-18 05:06:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-18 05:06:23 · 31 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 05:06:21 · 44 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

for years i have wondered what it is about male stars that cause girls to tear the clothes off these guys? guys dont usually behave in this manner with female celebs, im not saying all girls are like this, but alot are. just couriuos. any one have an answer for me.

2007-01-18 05:06:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My daughter is three.

T-ball
Soccer
Swimming Lessons

Too many things for her to take on this summer? I think so..

2007-01-18 05:06:09 · 31 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

Like how in Criminal Intent, you see the bad guys acting out the crimes instead of how they do it on the other Law and Order shows?

2007-01-18 05:06:06 · 3 answers · asked by CoolBreeze_1X 2 in Television

Seeing has how they threw me off, (well, that was my twin brother)I feel kind of guilty keeping it.

2007-01-18 05:06:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand.

She took his briefcase from him and led him over to the couch where she proceeded to help make him "more comfortable."

"How should we do it tonight, honey?" she cooed in his ear, "Shall we do 69?"

"I don't think so dear. I'm pretty tired. How about 68?" he said.

"Huh, 68? What's 68?" she asked, a little puzzled.

"You do me, and I'll owe you one."

2007-01-18 05:05:57 · 8 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Or are you not trustworthy enough around that much Cash?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥

2007-01-18 05:05:56 · 8 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

and then put it at the back of my draw. What do you do?

2007-01-18 05:05:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone agree with me that Jade has done nothing wrong and hasn't been racist. Shilpa lied and was telling Jade what she could and couldn't do. Jade was just standing up for herself. I really hope Jade dosen't go tomorrow (even though she is).

2007-01-18 05:05:26 · 13 answers · asked by sup. 4 in Television

hi ,im born on 23rd jan ,im an aquarian my birthstone is garnet but i also wear a ametyst ,will it b harmful for me ,is it ok if i wear both of them???

2007-01-18 05:05:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Please list one song you love, and one you despise! I personally love "Cancer" and loath "Dani California" *plageristic bastards*

2007-01-18 05:04:56 · 27 answers · asked by drdansir2002 3 in Polls & Surveys

A small boy is sent to bed by his father...

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

2007-01-18 05:04:27 · 36 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Did anyone watch last night's show? It was totally crazy!!!!!!!

2007-01-18 05:04:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

and you have zillions of money

2007-01-18 05:03:22 · 21 answers · asked by jack andrews 1 in Movies

Hi

I am trying to learn the piano at the age of 26. I have a few questions, which I am hoping somebody can answer

1) Have I started too late?
2) Is it really necessary to learn to read music in order to become a good pianist
3) How long will it take me in months / years to be able to play the piano well....i.e give performances for friends and family etc. (I know this is a very subjective question but say I put in a couple of hours of practise every day.....I just want to know...is this going to take 2 year? 5 years? Longer)

Thanks in advance

2007-01-18 05:03:13 · 3 answers · asked by Arun Unni 2 in Music

2007-01-18 05:03:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

10 points to the first one to list all fifty states in alphabetical order!
Hint: Alabama..... Wyoming?

Good luck!!

2007-01-18 05:03:09 · 12 answers · asked by crenshawchica 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 05:02:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys