A very tired husband came home from the office after a long grueling day to find his wife in her sexiest nightgown waiting for him at the door with a couple of glasses of wine in hand.
She took his briefcase from him and led him over to the couch where she proceeded to help make him "more comfortable."
"How should we do it tonight, honey?" she cooed in his ear, "Shall we do 69?"
"I don't think so dear. I'm pretty tired. How about 68?" he said.
"Huh, 68? What's 68?" she asked, a little puzzled.
"You do me, and I'll owe you one."
2007-01-18 05:05:57 · 8 answers · asked by kingkong9274 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahah! Try this one:
A pretty wife complained to her friends that her husband doesn't make love to her. "May be you should make yourself sexy in front of him" "How?" replied the sad wife. "Try $triptea$e and slowly" was their answer.
So she returned home and found him sitting not bothering she had come. She then put her hands on her waistline and cried "Winter of 2007!" but he was un-moved, so she took off her coat and bent her body in a sexy way and said "Autumn of 2007!" still he didn't make a move...then she took off her pullover and said "Spring of 2007!" but again he didn't show any interest. She then totally undressed and raised her hands up high and spread her legs wide open crying "Summer of 2007!" It was then that her husband -seeing that- unzipped his pants and cried "September 2001!!!!""
2007-01-18 05:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THATS whatsup! he he....i wish it always worked that way!
2007-01-18 13:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. 88 is better.
2007-01-18 13:17:47 · answer #3 · answered by BooBoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny at all.
2007-01-18 13:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
when is the funny part
2007-01-18 13:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by sinderala 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was kinda dumb
2007-01-18 13:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute lol!!
2007-01-18 13:25:54 · answer #7 · answered by charo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dumb
2007-01-18 13:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋