In order to know which pre$ident was the most intelligent, the UN made an IQ test in which they brought 100 chimpanzees; 99 of them were females and only 1 male. The clever pre$ident would be the one who'd recognize the male.
Pre$ident after pre$ident took the test but none succeeded, till George W. Bu$h came and was asked which one of those chimpanzees was the male. Bu$h thought for a while then cried "I'm George W. Bu$h! The greatest genius the world has ever known!" A chimpanzee then cried "ON MY DI*K YOU SON OF A B*TCH!" so Bu$h cried "Gotcha ye little $quirk!" and so he won the competition!!!
2007-01-18 05:08:06 · 5 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
george bush?!and win a competition? nana you got it all wrong.hahah..........!
2007-01-18 05:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by giovellin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
stupid. George Bush is stupid. he could not recognize a chimp even if it would stand up in front of him and said I AM A CHIMPANZEE !!
2007-01-18 05:24:24 · answer #2 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 bad Gee Dubya aint really that smart!!
2007-01-18 05:11:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Snow Bunnie I agree......jokes funny tho!
2007-01-18 05:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummmmmmmmmm no
2007-01-18 05:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋