Entertainment & Music - 18 January 2007

how many of you look into the toilet bowl BEFORE you get up? You know you do, fess up.

2007-01-18 06:14:53 · 19 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:14:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:13:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde wanted to hunt a rabbit, so she hid behind a tree and imitated the voice of a carrot!

A blonde found a pierced nickel so she went to the welder and welded it for a dime! Knowing that her also blonde cousin told her that she was st*pid and finding another pierced nickel, her cousin took he to the same welder and asked him "for how much would you weld this nickel?" "For a dime" was his answer. "No! That's too much" the cousin said. "Then for a nickel" the welder answered. The cousin then said "Yeah! That's fair enough; weld it and take it!"

A blonde went to the market and found apricots displayed. She said "Oh my God! All this great amount of boiled eggs' yolk?!"

A brilliant blonde told her friend "Didn't you know? I fooled the operator!" "How?" asked her friend.The blonde answered "Well, I paid for an hour's call, but I talked for only 5 minutes!!!"

Well, I hope all blondes would forgive me because I really love'em very much! Sorry! But people must laugh! Cheers!!!

2007-01-18 06:13:50 · 8 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Jokes & Riddles

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

2007-01-18 06:13:17 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 06:13:02 · 21 answers · asked by Hollywood*M* 2 in Celebrities

2007-01-18 06:12:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that Mariah Carey was married once before quite awhile ago, but c'mon, the woman is now 36 or older and she still does not have a husband or children. Not that there's anything wrong with that it's just she seems so lonely like she wants to be from what I've seen of her on reality shows "Cribs". And why do they keep saying that J-lo is pregnant for the past 2 years now? I f she was pregnant when they said she was she would've already had that baby!

2007-01-18 06:12:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

if I asked this question yesterday

2007-01-18 06:12:39 · 9 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:12:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I did about 470 donuts in my neighbors yard.. he just asked me if I seen who did it.. should I tell the truth.. or say it was some kids up to their usual destructive ways..?

2007-01-18 06:12:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

i'm trying to decide now...

2007-01-18 06:11:37 · 23 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:11:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i keeping hearing stuff like he has got married or hes getting married but it all gossip please someone say is he or isnt he

2007-01-18 06:11:23 · 7 answers · asked by beemewe 1 in Music

2007-01-18 06:11:07 · 24 answers · asked by heaven-sin-t 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:10:46 · 8 answers · asked by paswami 2 in Other - Entertainment

mine is ballentines scotch whiskey or baileys or even red wine

2007-01-18 06:10:35 · 19 answers · asked by Melissa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:09:46 · 28 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have heard that he is everything from Dick Grayson to Booster Gold in disguse. I HOPE that it is Superboy come back... but I feel that my hopes may be in vain...

Who do you think it is and WHY?

2007-01-18 06:09:45 · 5 answers · asked by doctor_76 4 in Comics & Animation

There was a 'news' article today about an 'artist' who cooked up meatballs made out of his own body fat that he had liposuctioned, and served it to his friends (ewww) SO...whats the craziest/nastiest thing you have ever eaten, or been asked to eat?

2007-01-18 06:09:32 · 14 answers · asked by BiancaVee 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:09:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is in court. The Judges says, "On the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!"
The Judge asked the man to sit down and to refrain from making any noise.
The Judge continued “And that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!!
At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"
He replied "He is my next door neighbour".
The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments".
The man replied "No, you’re Honour, you don't understand.
Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!

2007-01-18 06:08:38 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-18 06:08:35 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:08:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:08:06 · 6 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-18 06:07:22 · 13 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why did Elia shave her head on top Chef?

Is she stupid?
Does she have Cancer?


What? I miised it.

2007-01-18 06:07:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-18 06:07:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

And make the breething sounds like Darth Vader?

Thanks fer answering this POLL! ♥

2007-01-18 06:07:03 · 14 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys