There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'
And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .
2007-01-18 06:13:17 · 24 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, i like that one!!!!!!LOL
2007-01-23 06:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeyaw! An 11 on a scale of 10! I like this one, a strong visual image.
2007-01-18 06:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
positive. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the newest innovation in vacuums, that is the perfect little device I have seen in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to promote off on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i'll eat it!" She stated, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the flexibility on yet!"
2016-10-15 10:06:21 · answer #3 · answered by ishman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
2007-01-22 23:17:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-18 06:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yippie 10/10 and a cute little blue star lmao
2007-01-18 06:17:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ow my secret is up 10/10
2007-01-18 07:16:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is funny. but i dont know who the heck claudia is but that doesnt matter.
2007-01-18 06:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2007-01-18 06:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must share this with the wife - she's scottsh!
2007-01-18 06:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha, really funny.
2007-01-18 07:44:34 · answer #11 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋