A man is in court. The Judges says, "On the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?"
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted "You dirty rat!"
The Judge asked the man to sit down and to refrain from making any noise.
The Judge continued “And that also on the 17th September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead"?
"Guilty", said the man in the dock.
Again the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat"!!
At this point the Judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?"
He replied "He is my next door neighbour".
The Judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from any comments".
The man replied "No, you’re Honour, you don't understand.
Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer, and BOTH TIMES he said he didn't have one"!
2007-01-18 06:08:38 · 26 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you've been stuck in traffic for 2 hrs and only moved 1/2 mile anything is funny; this was bloody hilarious!
2007-01-18 06:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-07 08:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-18 06:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by JAMI E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, this reminded of the beetles song: Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head...
Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead.
2007-01-18 06:46:35 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud One
2007-01-18 06:11:32 · answer #5 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 9/10 and a cute little blue star
2007-01-18 06:11:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i usualy get a loan of things like that and still have em 10/10 cowboy
2007-01-18 07:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry heard it to many times
2007-01-18 06:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by nobody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor keeps borrowing my stuff and not bringing it back...after this message, I'm not sure I want it back.
2007-01-18 08:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by muskrat_h8r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome. thats a funny joke
2007-01-18 06:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋