A blonde wanted to hunt a rabbit, so she hid behind a tree and imitated the voice of a carrot!
A blonde found a pierced nickel so she went to the welder and welded it for a dime! Knowing that her also blonde cousin told her that she was st*pid and finding another pierced nickel, her cousin took he to the same welder and asked him "for how much would you weld this nickel?" "For a dime" was his answer. "No! That's too much" the cousin said. "Then for a nickel" the welder answered. The cousin then said "Yeah! That's fair enough; weld it and take it!"
A blonde went to the market and found apricots displayed. She said "Oh my God! All this great amount of boiled eggs' yolk?!"
A brilliant blonde told her friend "Didn't you know? I fooled the operator!" "How?" asked her friend.The blonde answered "Well, I paid for an hour's call, but I talked for only 5 minutes!!!"
Well, I hope all blondes would forgive me because I really love'em very much! Sorry! But people must laugh! Cheers!!!
2007-01-18 06:13:50 · 8 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved the last one!!
i'm a brunette so naturally i love blonde jokes
hilarious - great job!
2007-01-18 07:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how do you drown a blond?
write scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool
2007-01-18 15:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by eddybear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute! check ot my blonde jokes some are real good and original!
2007-01-18 14:17:59 · answer #3 · answered by Eye of the Beholder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blonde jokes are my favorites so u def delivered
2007-01-18 14:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe the first and last knocked my socks off :) got any red head jokes? :)
2007-01-18 14:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, those were probably the worst I've ever read.
2007-01-18 14:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i might be a blonde but that was funny lol :)
2007-01-18 14:18:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ally. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... thanks for a laugh.........
2007-01-18 14:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋