HE : "I don't now why you wear a bra
you've got nothing to put in it."
SHE : "You wear pants don't you?"
HE : "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
SHE : "That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's
in bed and go to the fridge.
Man : "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God : "So you would love her."
Man : "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God : "So she would love you."
2007-01-17
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