A woman goes into labor. The doctor has a new machine he wants try out. It tranfers the mother's labor pains to the father so he can share the experience. He is concerned because he isn't sure if a man could handle the pain of childbirth. They agree to test it. The doctor sets it for 10%, the man is fine and his wife is in less pain, they up it to 20%. Since the husband never complains and the wife is doing great, no pain, they give the husband all the labor pain.
When the husband returns home he finds the milkman dead on the porch. He died in horrible pain.
2007-01-17 16:34:33 · 11 answers · asked by Pantherempress 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very amusing, im pregnant and i wish it were true. lol
2007-01-17 18:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres one for you. there was this woman who was married 4 times she had 5 kids to each husband. any ,she died& asfter they intered her the priest said ,ah, poor ann they,will be together at long last! man standing beside the priest ,say,s with which one of theme father? im not talking about the husbands ,im talking about her legs
2016-05-24 02:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess its true that men couldnt go through the pain of childbirth! 10/10...that one was great!
2007-01-17 16:40:32 · answer #3 · answered by superyduperymommy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
Nice!
2007-01-17 16:47:55 · answer #4 · answered by calley_wood 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! So funny 9/10
2007-01-17 16:53:18 · answer #5 · answered by Rascal_Flatts_Fanatic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha..so the lady is sleeping with another man hah (the dead man)
2007-01-17 17:04:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before.
It's cute. Made me smile
2007-01-17 16:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it,you got anymore?
2007-01-17 16:39:06 · answer #8 · answered by Lady T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-01-17 16:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!
2007-01-17 16:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by Ellie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋