HE : "I don't now why you wear a bra
you've got nothing to put in it."
SHE : "You wear pants don't you?"
HE : "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
SHE : "That's a good idea-you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's
in bed and go to the fridge.
Man : "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God : "So you would love her."
Man : "But, God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God : "So she would love you."
2007-01-17 16:43:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol:-) thanx for the laugh, needed it.....
2007-01-17 17:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Roxxy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-18 00:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG.they are great keep them coming 10/10
2007-01-18 03:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-01-18 01:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard the first & last one before but they were all funny
2007-01-18 00:49:32 · answer #5 · answered by harleydavidson218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that last one's the best
2007-01-18 00:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thx for the laughs..:-)
2007-01-18 00:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...... great!
2007-01-18 01:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋