1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" -
She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" -
She is "HORIZONTALLYACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" -
She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -
She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" -
She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" -
She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" -
She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you -
She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" -
She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" -
She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
PROVIDER."
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how to speak about mean and be politically correct
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNA TIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
"GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
"ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ***" - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE
EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
"RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
2007-01-17
16:34:22 ·
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