How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
WHAT SHOULD YOU GIVE A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
A WOMAN TO SHOW HIM HOW TO WORK IT
WHY DON'T MEN HAVE MID-LIFE CRISES?
THEY STAY STUCK IN ADOLESCENCE
HOW IS BEING AT THE SINGLES BAR DIFFERENT FROM GOING TO THE CIRCUS?
AT THE CIRCUS THE CLOWNS DON'T TALK
WHAT MAKES MEN CHASE WOMEN THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF MARRYING?
THE SAME URGE THAT MAKES DOGS CHASE CARS THEY HAVE NO INTENTION OF DRIVING
WHY DO BACHELORS LIKE SMART WOMEN?
OPPOSITES ATTRACT
WHY ARE HUSBANDS LIKE LAWN MOWERS? THEY'RE HARD TO GET STARTED, EMIT FOUL ODORS, AND DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME
WHY DO MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT? BREASTS DON'T HAVE EYES
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE.....MEN WILL SCREW ANYTHING
2007-01-17
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