Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.

The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter

Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.

2007-01-16 13:15:38 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I read another question that asked "What is something you would never wear?" but what about fashions from previous years that you vow to never wear again....mine would be:

jelly shoes
rolled jeans (at the bottom)
tie-dye

2007-01-16 13:15:21 · 9 answers · asked by Em H. 4 in Polls & Surveys

In the song 3 AM,(by matchbox twenty) there is an acoustic version featuring a slow piano part. How can i get sheet music for this piano part?

2007-01-16 13:15:00 · 4 answers · asked by XDGFCHJBLNK 1 in Music

2007-01-16 13:14:43 · 7 answers · asked by Gridwinder 2 in Celebrities

"Can I paint their yoohoos gold?"

(No, not Yahoo, yoohoo.)

2007-01-16 13:13:44 · 32 answers · asked by Susie 6 in Polls & Surveys

SHe has the prettiest eyes in the world!!

2007-01-16 13:13:33 · 27 answers · asked by Gridwinder 2 in Celebrities

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2007-01-16 13:13:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:12:53 · 7 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

using the verse chorus verse chorus bridge chorus arrangement.

2007-01-16 13:12:51 · 4 answers · asked by Victor L 1 in Music

2007-01-16 13:12:35 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

describe yourself using just one punctuation mark or symbol?

2007-01-16 13:11:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:11:24 · 19 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:11:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

...american flag after they've escaped, what country/town is that?

2007-01-16 13:11:03 · 2 answers · asked by Lara Croft 3 in Movies

Bloke goes into the dentist and sits on the dentist chair.....
Dentist Says "Open your mouth and say Arrrrrrrrrr"
Bloke Says "Why?"
Dentist Says "Coz my Dog just died"

Sorry, can you see how bored I am..........Roll on 7 o'clock when my night shift will finally finish!

2007-01-16 13:10:07 · 10 answers · asked by AlleJo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

send you a present in the mail?
please?

2007-01-16 13:09:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm tired of Shilpa getting ganged up on by the bitches in the BB house. Shilpa should just tell them to f*ck off and just insult them every chance she can get when they open their mouths. It doesn't matter if she gets voted out because of it, because if I were her, I wouldn't want to be in there anymore anyway.
I think there is a racist thing going on, for sure, but what's even sadder than the fact that it's happening, is the fact that those who are doing it, don't see it that way.

Don't you think Shilpa should fight back?

2007-01-16 13:09:29 · 13 answers · asked by Faceless 4 in Television

You Told Her What?
A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down in another room and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor calmly continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

2007-01-16 13:09:27 · 20 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I would say thank you because it shows my individuality as a person

2007-01-16 13:09:23 · 38 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:09:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:09:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:08:46 · 15 answers · asked by Coalie 2 in Polls & Surveys

My favorite song is In The End by Linkin Park
because the music video was great(it had a flying whale..awesome!) and because alot of people can relate to the lyrics including me

2007-01-16 13:08:23 · 14 answers · asked by Gregory 3 in Music

Breathing, resting his head on a pillow made of concreate

2007-01-16 13:08:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I am going to bed bed bed now because too much wine. I will pick BA before you even know it ! Night night xxxx

2007-01-16 13:07:57 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or hate?
or someone you'd like to spend some time with?
or just make out with someone here?

2007-01-16 13:07:42 · 12 answers · asked by bug m 2 in Polls & Surveys

On the beach watching the sun go down with a glass of champagne, or in front of a warm fire on a snowy day with a cup of hot chocolate?

2007-01-16 13:07:37 · 17 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?

2007-01-16 13:07:29 · 7 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 13:07:19 · 11 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

like after watching a scary movie have you ever felt like the whatever or whoever the scary thing was, was watching you? i have and i hate that feeling. im just curious to see how mnay other people have.

2007-01-16 13:06:59 · 42 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys