There were Five country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church , the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they Determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter
Not much was heard about the Jewish Synagogue, but they took one squirrel and had a short service with him called circumcision and they haven't seen a squirrel on the property since.
2007-01-16 13:15:38 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well, What about the mosque?
I got the Catholic and Jewish ones, but the presbyter's, baptist's, and methodist's escaped me.
2007-01-16 13:33:08 · answer #1 · answered by eulaliah! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I would like the hear the Squirrel's side of the story before I cast My vote.
2007-01-24 13:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey wait a minute that was right here in Victoria. Thanks for a good one. Being part Catholic and part Jewish it really hits home.
2007-01-16 14:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iv pains in my sides from laughing.
2007-01-23 01:48:35 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not very nice to make fun of religions, sir.
2007-01-16 13:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by turbosherp70 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo l veryyyyyyyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2007-01-23 17:16:45 · answer #6 · answered by morgan G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao....that was a good 1. i giv u props.
2007-01-24 12:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by psychoffspring 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!sooooooo funny
2007-01-24 00:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-01-23 00:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by ARUN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMHO oh i liked this one. So funny. Thanks for sharing it.
2007-01-16 16:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋