Entertainment & Music - 16 January 2007

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK,, just grip it like you do your husband's member".

After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line.

The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

2007-01-16 05:15:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Guy next door hammers, saws, drills, 14, 15 hrs EVERY day inc sat sundays. Is deliberate, it is driving me ? now i no what i feel like doing as im no mug but i prefer suggestions . Have reported it to police ect, he just taps and hammers at an annoying level continualy, lets start before a thump him, any ideas?

2007-01-16 05:15:04 · 5 answers · asked by Andy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:14:52 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't understand why soooo many people think he's funny, he's cringeworthy. People who think he's hiliralous are either devout christians or havent heard the likes of Rock or Chappelle?

What do you think???

2007-01-16 05:14:39 · 23 answers · asked by Blackout 3 in Television

Why do some people run their mouths and cause a huge scene?

2007-01-16 05:14:29 · 5 answers · asked by [ΦΘΚ] PIяATE 4 in Polls & Surveys

How many of you like this Yahoo Answering and ask Questions site? Give em some feed back on this site please and thank you, Would be curious to see how many said yes or no or in between, And how many are actually adults on here not children or teens? This would be very intersting survey to be honest =DP
Get back
Thanks,
Jackie

2007-01-16 05:14:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A deaf couple are on their honeymoon. The husband asks the wife in sign language, "Honey, how would I tell you when I want to have sex?".

The wife replies in sign language, If you want have sex bite my right nipple once, if you don't want to have sex bite my left nipple twice".

Agreeing with this, the wife asks the same question to the husband.

The husband replies "Honey, if you want to have sex pull my penis once, if you don't want to have sex pull my penis 50 times".

2007-01-16 05:13:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My opinion is that once the show gets ahold of the talent, it is turned into a contest of image rather than content. It is phony and superficial and has nothing to do with actual musical talent. The voting, done mostly by young girls who cheer for everybody, usually leans toward looks or fashion sense. I'm not saying its wrong. I'm justsaying that it shouldn't be taken seriously.

2007-01-16 05:13:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

has any one ever been sooo bored that just want to bang ur head off a brick wall untill u bleed thats how i feel right now my friends are at home sick and i have alot of friends dont ask me how they all just happend to get sick over night and no one my yahoo messenger is on by the way if u havent guessed im at school

2007-01-16 05:13:18 · 16 answers · asked by Nicole 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:13:14 · 9 answers · asked by maccnthabox5 1 in Polls & Surveys

i BLIND you with my brightness! muah ha ha hah!

2007-01-16 05:13:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your all alone no one is about
And what would you spend it on

2007-01-16 05:12:59 · 9 answers · asked by dancingmaveric 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:12:49 · 10 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:12:46 · 17 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Polls & Surveys

Hi! I'm from Argentina and I'm going to open a Video club here in my country. I want to import DVDs from US, 'cause it is cheaper than buy it here. Could somebody give me a hand?

2007-01-16 05:11:58 · 2 answers · asked by Kamala 2 in Movies

should i wash it for him or make him sleep in it to teach him a lesson???

2007-01-16 05:11:32 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and what the HELL are you doing?!?!?!?!

2007-01-16 05:11:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:11:13 · 3 answers · asked by James M 1 in Jokes & Riddles

it's freakin COLD here!!

2007-01-16 05:11:00 · 47 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

My favorite movie has to be between Moulan Rouge or Cry Baby. It would be a tie between them to movies.

2007-01-16 05:10:55 · 43 answers · asked by Desters 2 in Movies

Its not done yet................


All the fights
All the tears
Ill take away all your fears
We have our ups, and our downs
But at night when I’m on the phone
Talking to you, all alone
You’re the center of my world
Night and day
Warm or cold
Fights are dumb
They get old

....................................................

I know I said it a million times
But I’m sorry (I’m sorry)
So please stop your crying
No more lying
I can promise you this
That when we kissed
I felt like I was flying
All the pain just went away
I’m here to stay
Baby I’ve never felt this way


please dont steal

2007-01-16 05:10:54 · 3 answers · asked by The Con 5 in Music

I think jay z has stupid beats BUT EMINEM GOT THE COOLEST BEATS IN RAP (Because we got Dr. Dre.)

2007-01-16 05:10:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:10:37 · 10 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am really interested in fashion journalism.

2007-01-16 05:10:30 · 4 answers · asked by Kyra 1 in Magazines

2007-01-16 05:10:21 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:10:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:10:03 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you whine about?

2007-01-16 05:09:49 · 5 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-16 05:09:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is that to give us a false sense of security. I'm not saying they don't work, but if you're going to make them smell, at LEAST make them smell good.

2007-01-16 05:09:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys