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A deaf couple are on their honeymoon. The husband asks the wife in sign language, "Honey, how would I tell you when I want to have sex?".

The wife replies in sign language, If you want have sex bite my right nipple once, if you don't want to have sex bite my left nipple twice".

Agreeing with this, the wife asks the same question to the husband.

The husband replies "Honey, if you want to have sex pull my penis once, if you don't want to have sex pull my penis 50 times".

2007-01-16 05:13:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Cute. 8/10!

2007-01-16 10:38:51 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Cute!

2007-01-16 05:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Little miss naughty 2 · 0 0

They just get better and better. Thanks Roger I have now read all your jokes and most of them are great. I think the one about Clinton is the best. Cheers.

2007-01-16 06:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol me and my partner are deaf maybe we should consider doing that too pmsl!!
thanks for the tip lol :D:D

2007-01-16 06:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0 0

story of my life ha ha

2007-01-16 09:37:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha!!

2007-01-18 04:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL- I like that one.

2007-01-16 05:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0 0

haha

2007-01-16 05:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-01-16 08:12:26 · answer #9 · answered by just bored 2 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-16 05:19:53 · answer #10 · answered by psycho 3 · 0 0

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