Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

first one to get them right wins best answer!

1. what does someone have to take in order to give it to you?

2. a woman has 7 children. half of them are boys. how can that be?

3. a man lives on the 26th floor of a high rise apartment building. every morning he gets on the elevator hits the #1 button, gets off the elevator on the first floor and goes to work. every evening he gets off work, goes to his apartment building, gets on the elevator hits the #12 button, gets off on the 12th floor and takes the stairs to the 26th floor. why does he do this?
(hint: it's not for exercise.)

2007-01-15 18:19:17 · 10 answers · asked by it's me, julie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

... There seemed to be sparks between us when I met him briefly a couple of years ago. There is a chance that I will see him again. Or did he never feel the same way as i did? Thanks in advance.

2007-01-15 18:17:47 · 4 answers · asked by sunny days are here 4 in Horoscopes

to what?

2007-01-15 18:17:16 · 18 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

can neone plz send me the lyrics of 'hips don't lie'
shakira

2007-01-15 18:17:05 · 11 answers · asked by lovely 2 in Music

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidently bump into the wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch out for that wall!"

2007-01-15 18:16:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a girl Capricorn, he's an Aries

2007-01-15 18:15:12 · 13 answers · asked by Nikki 2 in Horoscopes

1. a food taster
2. private detective
3. repo man (or woman)
4. club bouncer
5. a beer taster
6. snow removal driver
7. a Walmart greeter
8. a cab /taxi driver

thanx~

2007-01-15 18:14:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 18:14:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please....
thank you...
and a thing , can you give or send me a video og goong?

2007-01-15 18:14:10 · 2 answers · asked by alaab 1 in Music

Who do you think will be in?

2007-01-15 18:13:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.

"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.

"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He
slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was it?" asks his wife.

"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."

"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers
helped us? I think you should help him."

The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the
pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"


"Yes," comes the answer.

"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies

2007-01-15 18:11:07 · 12 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 18:10:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures.. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me...I know we've been friends for a long time.....But I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is?"
Her friend glared at her. For at least 3 minutes she just sat there and stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

2007-01-15 18:10:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 18:09:45 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

"I would like to thank my Mum and Dad and the Family Dog for without them and my Director I wouldn't be......Aaaaargh!

2007-01-15 18:08:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-15 18:07:25 · 15 answers · asked by ddzaszcxascs 2 in Movies

2007-01-15 18:06:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

post your top 5

2007-01-15 18:05:57 · 9 answers · asked by tyler j 2 in Music

With the upcoming episode of "Smallville" profiled in the current TV Guide, I had to wonder if this was true. She dated Aquaman/Arthur Curry (Season 5, episode 4), and she dated Green Arrow/Oliver Queen this season. And, of course (spoiler alert) she eventually marries Superman/Clark Kent.

So I have to ask, what is it with Lois Lane and the members of the Justice League?

2007-01-15 18:05:52 · 1 answers · asked by Jim T 6 in Television

ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YA IN HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-15 18:05:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 18:04:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where people on yahoo has got no Humor they take their Answers way too serious today.
Quit it with the thumbs down.

What is your opinion?

2007-01-15 18:04:38 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I doubt the British soilders families who've lost a child to American who thinks he's playing an XBOX would call it "Friendly"!

Some 300ILB tub of TRANS FAT shooting everything he sees that moves....'Oh gee sorry buddy...you're just gettin' outta the shower huh?' 'You had a towel on your head you looked "EYE RACK E".'

2007-01-15 18:04:13 · 15 answers · asked by Stevie G 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok so I'm one of these girls asking this question. The other girl has the nerve to insult my looks and call me butt ugly. and I honestly think she is ugly.
Please Help me by voting who is prettier? leave any helpful comments as well. Thank You:) I will reveal my identity in 3 days:) oh Fluck it, I'm girl A:)
Girl A: http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/JC_8687/newdef.jpg

Girl B:


http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/JC_8687/nsaty0.jpg

2007-01-15 18:03:51 · 34 answers · asked by Candice F 2 in Polls & Surveys

Its a great song, its been redone as a rap song, but the original is so mellow
" You can say what you want but it wont change my mind, I'll feel the same about you" is one line another that might help is
I've said goodnight
try to sleep tight
and dream of me
go close your eyes,
I'll close mine
the sun will shine from time to time....

I am trying to find out who did this song, please help.
thanks!

2007-01-15 18:02:05 · 3 answers · asked by girl_with_the_most_CAKE2004 2 in Music

I think its Adriana Lima. What about you?

2007-01-15 18:01:34 · 13 answers · asked by Taco Dog 3 in Celebrities

Or does your mind win over the heart?

2007-01-15 18:01:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I made one. It pretty fun to do. Can anyone guess what my groups theme is? lol
What was the theme of your yahoo group?

2007-01-15 18:01:21 · 15 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

the gas nozzle still in their car?

2007-01-15 18:01:19 · 13 answers · asked by no worries 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who can write a love poem? An original poem...I'll nominate and vote for the best one.

2007-01-15 18:00:52 · 12 answers · asked by A Real Love 1 in Polls & Surveys