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Question

first one to get them right wins best answer!

1. what does someone have to take in order to give it to you?

2. a woman has 7 children. half of them are boys. how can that be?

3. a man lives on the 26th floor of a high rise apartment building. every morning he gets on the elevator hits the #1 button, gets off the elevator on the first floor and goes to work. every evening he gets off work, goes to his apartment building, gets on the elevator hits the #12 button, gets off on the 12th floor and takes the stairs to the 26th floor. why does he do this?
(hint: it's not for exercise.)

Answer 1

1) Time. it takes someone time to give you the time
2)They are all boys
3) He's a dwarf

Answer 2

1. When you are in a restuarant, a waiter/waitress has to take your order so he/she can bring you your food.
2. mom and 3 girls add together = four females
3. because his height only allow him to hit the button "12" instead of "26".

Answer 3

1 - Nothing... it takes nothing to give nothing

2 - One is a hermaphrodite

3 - The dude's a dwarf...... the highest button he can reach on the elevator is 12

Answer 4

3) He's a dwarf or he could reach the button to the 12ht floor only (Short Heighted)

Answer 5

1,time
2.
3,hes a midget

Answer 6

1. time

2. all are boys

3. he is a dwarf

Answer 7

1.time
2.Pregnant
3.He's a midgit

Answer 8

1. a cup of booze

2. genetic mutation

3. retarded

Answer 9

#1 is your temperature
The other two, I haven't a clue...

Answer 10

she's pregnant