A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a
drunken stranger stands in the pouring down rain.
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame.
"Not a chance" says the husband -- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!". He
slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it?" asks his wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I didn't -- it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
"Well, you have a short memory" says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers
helped us? I think you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the
pounding rain and calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies
2007-01-15 18:11:07 · 12 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, if it was already on here before. I hadn't heard it before and thought it was hilarious.
2007-01-15 18:19:40 · update #1
lmao!!! when i read this to my daughter she HAD to copy and paste it !! hahahaha
2007-01-15 18:25:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee, hee. Cute twist.
2007-01-16 02:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This particular one was posted here last week. Not your fault though. :-)
2007-01-16 04:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by onelife006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i seen this one on here the other day
2007-01-16 02:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by Steve 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-16 02:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh....BUT, why would you help a drunk person drive???
2007-01-16 04:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by sunnygirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha,i hope i can come across it one day.
2007-01-16 02:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by robert KS LEE. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, thanks for the laugh. I'm going to have to tell this to my 10-yr-old nephew. :-)
2007-01-16 02:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by Just me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked that one!
2007-01-16 02:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by watdahellrudoin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and cute :)
2007-01-16 03:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋