Where people on yahoo has got no Humor they take their Answers way too serious today.
Quit it with the thumbs down.
What is your opinion?
2007-01-15 18:04:38 · 10 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I Agree So LiGhTeN Up PpL
2007-01-15 18:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have already answered this question. But let me thank you for giving me another chance to BS and practice lying. See I lie because I was born without a conscience. This has to do with the fact that was I verbally molested by a televangelist. Well, not technically "verbal" but growing up all of them would tell me "I really really want you..." by that time my mother, (rest in your bed because it is 113) she would turn off the television.
Throughout life I fantasized about what exactly these people wanted me for. Some of it went well above a G rating. Finally I was drunk and decided to figure out exactly what they wanted me for.
I did not know that they wanted me to send them money. I thought prostitution was illegal.
So I sent them money, and all I got was a thank you card, and another slip of paper asking for more money.
Well, I like to try new things, but now I have this really bad paper cut.....on my tongue (mother said I should please others before pleasing myself)
I tried to tell my wife what my mother said when we first got married, but she said that now that I put that ring on her finger, that.... I would have to wipe my own ***.
2007-01-15 18:19:32 · answer #2 · answered by EATTHEAPPLE 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think I will get off of here if someone does not post a funny question. Thats one of the reasons I come on here in the first place.
2007-01-15 18:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i agree,giving everyone thumbs down over a drinking question earlier,come on even the people who said they didnt drink still got thumbs down.give it a break.
2007-01-15 18:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No YOU quit it. lol
Yeah, a lot of times people take things way too seriously.
2007-01-15 18:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just gave you a thumbs down. HA HA!!!!
2007-01-15 18:15:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
i agree
2007-01-15 18:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by Boop 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm with you
2007-01-15 18:08:08 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
some ppl just take everythin seriously & dunno how 2 lighten up
AMEN 2 that sistah!
2007-01-15 18:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay........
2007-01-15 18:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋