Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

2007-01-15 01:37:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

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2007-01-15 01:37:49 · 16 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Just wondering the reasons behind this. Trying to understand why reading has got such a bad name, and why reading is not cool. And why people prefer to watch movies and Playstation.

Why does reading suck?

2007-01-15 01:37:42 · 6 answers · asked by littleponypony 1 in Comics & Animation

A funny story? A joke? Something? Anything?


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2007-01-15 01:37:39 · 8 answers · asked by Patty O' Green 5 in Polls & Surveys

I am based in Milton keynes, so would like to know were the legitimate places are no con men....cheers

2007-01-15 01:37:17 · 5 answers · asked by geoff811450 1 in Movies

2007-01-15 01:37:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

if you had the power to put a new holiday into law and make it official, what would it be for and how would it be celebrated?

2007-01-15 01:36:49 · 5 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 01:36:43 · 15 answers · asked by Girl 3 in Horoscopes

Or does Paul simply 'like it, not a lot, but he likes it'

2007-01-15 01:36:27 · 12 answers · asked by Buck Flair 4 in Celebrities

Please feel free to make generalizations based on your observations and/or personal experiences. :-)

The states I would least like to live in are Florida and Texas. Texas seems like the most ignorant state in America, and they have too many Mexicans living there. Florida has too many white trash and elderly and it is a very tacky tourist destination.

2007-01-15 01:35:56 · 9 answers · asked by devil's advocate 4 in Polls & Surveys

If so, what did you think about it? Do you think alot was left unanswered?

2007-01-15 01:35:52 · 10 answers · asked by kylie_rm13 3 in Television

2007-01-15 01:34:42 · 10 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Polls & Surveys

or Do You Expect me to read your Mind
when you are taking a turn.......and why do you have
to SWERVE all the way to the LEFT to make a
'right' (?) ...... TURN........... Huh.....?

2007-01-15 01:34:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Excuse the sentence structure, please...

2007-01-15 01:34:07 · 16 answers · asked by Salma 4 in Polls & Surveys

...na na na na naaa...

2007-01-15 01:33:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

George Michael - Michael Jackson - Jackson Five - Five Star - Star Light - Light Sabre - Sabre Toothed Tiger - Tiger Woods - er, Woody Allen

Or am I talking out of my Arris ?

2007-01-15 01:32:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 01:32:26 · 5 answers · asked by Brandon 2 in Television

picked up a can of soda expecting it to be full but it was empty so it came up really fast?

2007-01-15 01:32:07 · 9 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 01:31:37 · 8 answers · asked by neigh 1 in Music

2007-01-15 01:30:45 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 01:30:31 · 6 answers · asked by Nafertiti 2 in Polls & Surveys

PINK EYE.... MAKE YOUR EYES WATER BECAUSE
YOU CAN FEEL THE PAIN...FROM THE RED....
I DO.......CANNOT LOOK AT IT.....MAKES MY EYES WATER...!!

2007-01-15 01:30:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...It's the only way of getting out of here. My brain is not damaged, but in need of some repair!...

2007-01-15 01:29:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Had it gone past it's prime or is it still cool?

2007-01-15 01:29:50 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

It's gonna be touch and go here today people!!

2007-01-15 01:29:31 · 15 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

I know Supes was once converted into an energy being & had energy powers and a blue costume but I've heard rumours of a Red Supes too...anyone care to shed light on the matter?

2007-01-15 01:29:22 · 5 answers · asked by Leo B 2 in Comics & Animation

I am watching this show right now and i have no idea what its about...is it just about this house wives and how they live?

2007-01-15 01:28:53 · 4 answers · asked by kait 3 in Television

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

2007-01-15 01:28:45 · 7 answers · asked by Sultan Cartman 5 in Jokes & Riddles

its a worship cd i saw on tv and its called open the eyes of my heart

2007-01-15 01:28:09 · 1 answers · asked by katie o 1 in Music

when you say def leppard, do you ever think about an actual DEAF LEOPARD?
as in a leopard that can't hear?

2007-01-15 01:27:48 · 12 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Music