Entertainment & Music - 13 January 2007

I just turned it back on recently but sometimes I have to block my email...

2007-01-13 06:28:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just wanted to say goodbye to all the normal people on this site. Yesterday I had a violation notice from a religious bigot who found this joke offensive. Because of the way people like that can report somebody so easily I am not going to use this site again. So bye bye to everybody. The right wingers win!!!! BUT HERE'S THE JOKE THAT WAS SO TERRIBLE....................................................... A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here." The dog replies, "Hey, I'm tired of being discriminated against. Just give me a drink." The bartender says, "Oh, no, not another ventriloquist with the old talking dog trick. Both of you, get out of here!" "No, no, no, this isn't a trick, I promise you," says the man, "I tell you what, I'll go for a walk around the block and you talk to Rover here." The man leaves and the bartender sees him turn the corner. "Now, can I have my drink." says the dog. The bartender is amazed. "Sure you can and it's on the house! Listen, can you do me a favour? My wife works next door at the cafe. It'll make her day if you go in and order a cup of coffee. Here's ten bucks and you can keep the change afterwards." "Okay." says the dog and he takes the ten dollars and leaves. Ten minutes go by and the dog doesn't come back. The owner returns and asks where is the dog. So both of them go off to see what happened to the dog. As they approach the cafe, they see Rover going at it hot and heavy with a French poodle in the alley between the bar and cafe. The owner shouts, "Rover! What are you doing! You've never done this before!" The dog shrugged. "Hell, I've never had any money before."

2007-01-13 06:27:14 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 06:26:59 · 2 answers · asked by scotusone 2 in Television

2007-01-13 06:26:56 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I just saw Alpha Dog last night and I thought it was excellent. If you saw it what were your opinions.

2007-01-13 06:26:54 · 4 answers · asked by MichiganRocks 4 in Movies

why come my friend who has 3 kids and a job only get $90 a month in foodstamps and my great grandmother was only getting $10 a month but i see ppl with the same amount of kids not trying to work and can get a whole lot more. I am not trying to talk about anybody i just don't get it my friend really needs help.

2007-01-13 06:26:54 · 12 answers · asked by I love dooneys 6 in Polls & Surveys

"What can I dol?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with gas" the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is this?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac" the driver said. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior,...."
"Wow, " said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25, " he replied. The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees. "What're those little things?" asked the attendant."That's what I put my balls on when I drive " said the man. "Goodness, " said the attendant. "The Cadillac people think of everything".

2007-01-13 06:26:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-13 06:26:25 · 8 answers · asked by monson_kristie 1 in Television

I gave her 4 packs of animal cookies last night. One was for her and the other 3 was for the 3 kids she is babysitting today. Now I find out that she ate a pack on the way home, one when she was in bed last night, and one this morning. Clearly, she disobeyed me and kept these cookies for herself. What should I do?

2007-01-13 06:26:16 · 32 answers · asked by Lucky L 1 in Polls & Surveys

where would you want to go?

2007-01-13 06:24:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 06:24:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

Because that millie cirus girl is everywhere and she is getting on my nerves because she has a fake voice and phony acting.

2007-01-13 06:23:58 · 27 answers · asked by Ethan Mentzer is Love 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-13 06:23:53 · 7 answers · asked by bingba n 2 in Music

THATS SO SAD !

2007-01-13 06:23:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

goes wut?

2007-01-13 06:22:58 · 29 answers · asked by hahahahahahahahhaha 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 06:22:33 · 19 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench
one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
and
wasn't
even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's

stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps

your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he
was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it Would you like
some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the
5th
loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about

this sh*t but me."

2007-01-13 06:22:31 · 5 answers · asked by LucySD 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Wanted to see thats all.

2007-01-13 06:21:56 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 06:21:47 · 14 answers · asked by ~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 06:21:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-13 06:21:01 · 14 answers · asked by blue2lady2001 2 in Jokes & Riddles

the name blink 182 is the name of an americand band,
thier hit singles included:- All the small things, Whats my age again, The rock show
the members of the band was:- Tom delonge, Travis barker, Mark hoppus

2007-01-13 06:19:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Fast food
chocolate
sex
school
work(your job)
cleaning
traveling
sushi
Barney(the purple dinosaur)
your body
your neighbor
spiders
Angelia Jolie
President Bush
America
your name
twizzlers

2007-01-13 06:19:08 · 31 answers · asked by Babyred 2 in Polls & Surveys

my boyfriend is piseces, do we also match?

2007-01-13 06:19:00 · 10 answers · asked by missey01_uk 3 in Horoscopes

Alright.... I love "Silence of the Lambs" and I enjoyed "Hannibal"... but i thought that after the "the red dragon" it would be over... i think that hannibal is such a brilliant and interesting character... and i loved how anthony hopkins played him... but i dont think that they should be doing more movies about him, it's getting tiresome... and the great character that once was Lecter is turning into a common name that anyone can put into a movie!! it's unfair!!

2007-01-13 06:18:53 · 7 answers · asked by Queen Alecita 2 in Movies

Every day on here at least three people ask questions about how to get more money from the government or would anyone be kind enough to mail them small donation because their kids neet coats or something like that. I'm sorry, if my kids were having to go without, I wouldn't have ANY luxuries...

2007-01-13 06:18:41 · 27 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

my class performed Love Shack here-------> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRE778GJUfM&mode=related&search=

*Let me know what you think!

2007-01-13 06:18:02 · 3 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or even better, Ichigo vs. any Super Saijin or villian in the Dragonball Z/GT series?

2007-01-13 06:17:43 · 8 answers · asked by Remi Love 2 in Comics & Animation

who doesn't sees most of the avatars? what happend?

2007-01-13 06:17:40 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Angel♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Personally I'd go with The Simpsons

2007-01-13 06:17:33 · 13 answers · asked by zakk 3 in Television