"What can I dol?" the attendant asked.
"Fill it with gas" the man said.
While the attendant was filling the tank, he looked the car up, down and sideways. "What kinda car is this?" he asked. "I never seen one like it before."
"It's a brand new Cadillac" the driver said. "It has power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a CD player, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes, leather interior,...."
"Wow, " said the attendant. "That there's the fanciest car I ever did see."
"How much do I owe you?" asked the driver when the attendant had finished.
"That'll be $30.25, " he replied. The driver pulled out his money clip and peeled off a $20 and a $10. Then he went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of change. Mixed in with the change were a few golf tees. "What're those little things?" asked the attendant."That's what I put my balls on when I drive " said the man. "Goodness, " said the attendant. "The Cadillac people think of everything".
2007-01-13
06:26:41
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