Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench
one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog
and
wasn't
even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's
stamina and
asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the
ladies."
So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he
was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it Would you like
some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves.
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the
5th
loaf, it'll be hard"
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows
about
this sh*t but me."
2007-01-13 06:22:31 · 5 answers · asked by LucySD 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhah old people are great!
2007-01-13 07:05:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10!
2007-01-13 20:02:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right... Again... I thought this was a site for questions... I guess it was kinda funny.
2007-01-13 14:29:27 · answer #3 · answered by puke_greenkitttyy23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh funny lol
2007-01-13 14:37:08 · answer #4 · answered by CHARLES L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.......
2007-01-13 14:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋