ok, there was a farmer, and he decided he wanted a rooster for his farm. he went and bought a rooster and when brought the rooster home, he realized that the rooster was incredibly horny. the next few days it tried to have sex with everything, all the hens, the horses, and finally, the farmer caught it trying to have sex with a cow.he took the rooster and put it in a cage for two days and told it that if it kept this behavior up that it would end up killing itself. he let it go after its 2 days punishment, and it seemed to be better. there werent anymore disturbances for the next couple of days, however, the farmer noticed that there were a few vultures circling over one of his fields. puzzled, he went out there to figure out why they were circling. he found the rooster lying in the middle of the field on its back. he bent down and said "i told you that you woulod end up killing yourself one of these days". the rooster then opens an eye and replies "shut up! they're coming in closer!"
2007-01-12
14:40:41
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