ok, there was a farmer, and he decided he wanted a rooster for his farm. he went and bought a rooster and when brought the rooster home, he realized that the rooster was incredibly horny. the next few days it tried to have sex with everything, all the hens, the horses, and finally, the farmer caught it trying to have sex with a cow.he took the rooster and put it in a cage for two days and told it that if it kept this behavior up that it would end up killing itself. he let it go after its 2 days punishment, and it seemed to be better. there werent anymore disturbances for the next couple of days, however, the farmer noticed that there were a few vultures circling over one of his fields. puzzled, he went out there to figure out why they were circling. he found the rooster lying in the middle of the field on its back. he bent down and said "i told you that you woulod end up killing yourself one of these days". the rooster then opens an eye and replies "shut up! they're coming in closer!"
2007-01-12 14:40:41 · 20 answers · asked by mdrieber00013 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no, i didnt make it up. i wish i did tho, cause i think its hilarious. my gf and i got into a playful little contest tho, and i said that this joke was funny, she said it wasnt... the first time, she didnt get it.... i heard it from my dad, and he got it from bob and tom on 103.1. anyways, just incase you dont get it, the rooster is faking dead so he can get a vulture to come so he can screw it, rofl.
2007-01-12 14:48:52 · update #1
This is true but funny, rooster ARE incredibly horny that is why there is one rooster and many hens. We have only one rooster and no hens, which I have seen trying to court our cats. Finally, when the cats wouldn't succumb to his masculine wiles, he found an old shoe my dog chews on and made it his mate.
2007-01-12 15:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ernimay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell the joke but it is filthy when I tell, the rooster is with the tractor, the chickens are all bow legged, even the foxes have to watch their backs.
The end of the joke as I tell it id Shh! Buzzards, fresh meat.
2007-01-12 22:51:57 · answer #2 · answered by shadouse 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow that's one horny rooster! It's ok I guess!
2007-01-12 22:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Maria C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it, and given the space constraint you told it fairly well.
2007-01-12 22:56:36 · answer #4 · answered by mandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2007-01-12 22:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats actually really funny. :D did you make that up? If you did it's good. lol
2007-01-12 22:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it now! it took me a couple times ot understand haha
2007-01-12 22:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by crly9955 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's kinda funny i really dont get it
2007-01-12 23:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by babab 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-12 22:45:45 · answer #9 · answered by Sultana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not that bad. i did giggle at it tho. lol.
2007-01-12 23:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by saleniamcquaig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋