This blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win"
sticker on her coffee cup. So, she peels it off and starts screaming,
"I've won a motor home!
I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a
mini-van."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a
motor home."
Finally, the manager comes over and says, Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're
mistaken.
You couldn't possibly have won a motor home,
because we didn't have that as a prize!"
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake.
I've won a motor home!"
So, she hands the ticket to the manager
and he reads, WIN A BAGEL
2007-01-11
18:24:31
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