Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

I need some. All I have is this one.
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.

The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"

The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend."

The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.

The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?"

The man says, "I found out that my son is gay."

The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"

The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."

2007-01-10 07:01:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

at the end of the movie with Johnny Depp i dont understand,was the girl the devil ? and what does the last picture that he found mean? its a good movie please let me know thanxs

2007-01-10 07:01:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-10 07:01:21 · 7 answers · asked by ironfever 2 in Movies

Which is the most ANNOYING couple???? Personally I can't stand any of them but probably the couch hopping, scientologist loving, freak Tom and Katie.....

2007-01-10 07:01:08 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

the radio show thats not hosted by a right wing wako or a convicted felon....

he's hillarious, and his segments about success/education/investments are really helpful and inspiring. i love this guy.

2007-01-10 07:00:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

because of our 'intelligence'?

2007-01-10 07:00:46 · 5 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather jump into lava or into boiling hot water? Either way you know that you're gonna die.

2007-01-10 07:00:40 · 3 answers · asked by taker_of_souls 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need to chuckle so finish this sentence. . .

That was great but. . .

2007-01-10 07:00:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2) when i say top... you say
3) when i say queer... you say
4) when i say holiday... you say
5) when i say butter... you say

2007-01-10 07:00:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Smell it and relax. Take it easy for the rest of the day.

Just Grassy Sweetie(s) and my last name isn't Sweetie

2007-01-10 07:00:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Murder, assault, rape, armed robbery, etc.

2007-01-10 07:00:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 06:59:47 · 9 answers · asked by § gαввαηα § 5 in Television

2007-01-10 06:59:29 · 11 answers · asked by Mr Potatohead 7 in Polls & Surveys

and I just waxed his back, what do you think he meant?

2007-01-10 06:58:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 06:58:46 · 8 answers · asked by Kimi K 2 in Polls & Surveys

just wondering if prices dropped a lot in other places -- up here(northern Minnesota) it's like $2.25 a gallon but in Minneapolis (150 miles south) it's only $2.08 a gallon

2007-01-10 06:58:36 · 42 answers · asked by --------------- 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 06:58:22 · 6 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 06:58:11 · 3 answers · asked by Parker C 1 in Television

and do you call them on it?

2007-01-10 06:58:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know church is, but what do I do next. I always wanted to sing gospel for the lord. Any suggestions?

2007-01-10 06:57:36 · 1 answers · asked by Still Standing 4 in Music

...takes as much time to read the responses to his lovely polls as those of us who answer EACH and EVERY question?

2007-01-10 06:56:57 · 10 answers · asked by Rowdy's Mama 3 in Polls & Surveys

A line in it goes "Didn't I do it baby" or "Did I do it baby" Thanks! I will download it off limewire and go through each song and the first person to get it right gets the best answer.

2007-01-10 06:56:25 · 6 answers · asked by ollie 2 in Music

I haven't seen it but I have been told she didn't even act good, it was more overacting.
I was also told that she wasn't REALLY the lead, the movie was mostly about Jennifer Hudson's character than anybody else and Jennifer was the real star.
Should Jen be the best actress instead?

2007-01-10 06:56:21 · 5 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Movies

I love Never Been Kissed. so many reasons, the cast,the music,and the best kiss ever filmed with Don't worry baby playing as the climactic song! ** romantic sigh**

2007-01-10 06:56:21 · 5 answers · asked by justsayin... 3 in Movies

I think either Marcel, who is definately not a team player.
Or Cliff who cannot accept NOT being the leader.

My "Best Answer" choice will be decided AFTER tonites episode, provided your answer is here before the episode airs...& I am aware of the different time zones so please answer before 'central time' zone. That's where I'm veiwiing from.

2007-01-10 06:56:21 · 7 answers · asked by Vicky 7 in Television

Sit through an eight hour Bible convention with members of the religion you disagree with the most
-OR-
Dig a 6 ft deep grave in 120 degree weather using only your hands

2007-01-10 06:56:20 · 13 answers · asked by duvaldiva.com 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 06:56:18 · 11 answers · asked by loser 3 in Polls & Surveys

ive been playing piano for a few months now, and im looking for some songs to learn. i know quite a few classical songs so do you know of some other, more recognisable songs i could learn? i really like songs from musicals.... :) nat x

2007-01-10 06:56:16 · 3 answers · asked by *~Natalie~* 3 in Music

2007-01-10 06:55:39 · 19 answers · asked by loser 3 in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone see the show on Monday? I didnt watch it because I was sick in bed. I was wondering if it looked any good.

2007-01-10 06:55:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television