Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

that you think are never... negotiable?

2007-01-10 23:41:56 · 12 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

do it now, before time ends: www.new7wonders.com

and remember, spread the word around

2007-01-10 23:41:26 · 9 answers · asked by tomatto85 2 in Polls & Surveys

Dr. Percival Cox vs. Dr. Gregory House -

who's better? Who's hotter? Is House really just Cox with a limp? Who would win a battle of wits? Who would it be worse to intern for?

so many questions, so little time.

2007-01-10 23:41:05 · 9 answers · asked by Tiff 5 in Television

University of Southern California

Would you? WHY?

2007-01-10 23:40:59 · 10 answers · asked by Alison F 1 in Polls & Surveys

My opinion of Rosie O'Donell, is not a good one. I am just curious what others think.
thanks

2007-01-10 23:40:41 · 14 answers · asked by justthinkin 3 in Television

you do or say something wrong?

2007-01-10 23:40:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which 80's band do you prefer?

2007-01-10 23:40:08 · 20 answers · asked by v 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 23:39:48 · 7 answers · asked by Omer 1 in Television

And who?

Regulars only, so you don't need to list guest stars or love interests, ok?

2007-01-10 23:39:47 · 4 answers · asked by mithril 6 in Television

2007-01-10 23:39:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

2. Nothing improves with age.

3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

4. Sex has no calories.

5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

8. No sex with anyone in the same office.

9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

10. A man in the house is worth two in the street.

11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

12. Virginity can be cured.

13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.

14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.

16. Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.

17. It is always the wrong time of month.

18. The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

19. When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

20. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.

21. Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

22. The younger the better.

23. The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

24. It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

25. Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.

27. Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.

28. There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.

29. Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.

30. Love is a hole in the heart.

31. If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

32. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

33. Do it only with the best.

34. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

35. One good turn gets most of the blankets.

36. You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

37. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

38. It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

39. Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.

40. Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.

41. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

42. Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.

43. A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.

44. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

45. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

46. Never say no.

47. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.

48. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

49. Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

50. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.

51. A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.

52. Love comes in spurts.

53. The world does not revolve on an axis.

54. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.

55. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

56. Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.

57. There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

58. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

59. Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

60. “This won’t hurt, I promise,”

2007-01-10 23:39:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

To me, it's either the smoking ads or those Mucinex commercials. You know, the ones with the cartoon mucus.

2007-01-10 23:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three football fans on the town taking a shortcut come across a dead, naked woman lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead woman out of respect and to cover her private parts until the cops arrive.

The first fan places his Aston Villa cap over her left breast, the second places his Arsenal cap on her right breast and the third fan places his Manchester United cap on her pubic area.

The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found her naked and covered her up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body.

He briefly lifted the Aston Villa cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Arsenal cap, and also quickly replaced it.

However, when he lifted the Manchester United cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Manchester United cap once again and stared for a long time.

As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the woman's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything other than an a**hole under a Manchester United cap."

2007-01-10 23:38:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if yes,who/what is it?

2007-01-10 23:37:46 · 10 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 23:37:39 · 21 answers · asked by aka.rene 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 23:36:46 · 17 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

get 10 points! HERE IT GO's- we're gona ride the race cars we gonna dance on fire with the girls that disco supersonic over drive. i will rate you bad if you get it wrough.

2007-01-10 23:35:53 · 2 answers · asked by go rockets and Vols!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 in Music

2007-01-10 23:35:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 23:35:09 · 10 answers · asked by kurt cobains gun 1 in Music

my fly's life perished quite unexpectedly when i sprayed perfume in his face.......ah well

2007-01-10 23:34:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know some people who listen to some strange music and they seem to be strange too to me....

2007-01-10 23:34:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and then she ends the conversation without any replies....


what does it mean?

2007-01-10 23:33:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lets say there are two kinds of people in this world:

a. lyric people
b. music people

which one are you?

ps: just in case ur wondering were i got this from, peyton from one tree hill mentioned it in one of her podcast.

2007-01-10 23:33:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-10 23:33:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Clean "Turtle" Joke

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."

2007-01-10 23:33:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 23:33:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-10 23:32:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-10 23:32:29 · 16 answers · asked by chockybikky 3 in Music

2007-01-10 23:30:47 · 23 answers · asked by beezy_236 1 in Polls & Surveys

Skylight:

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel." "Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight." ...

2007-01-10 23:30:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles