Clean "Turtle" Joke
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
2007-01-10 23:33:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a lot of awwwwwwwww s good one chris
2007-01-11 02:40:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah poor thing. It's good to find someone on here telling clean jokes at last.
2007-01-10 23:39:18 · answer #2 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The turtle didn't have a cat in hells chance did he.
2007-01-10 23:51:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I posted this some months ago. It is a favorite!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-11 06:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww thats sooo cute i love turtles =]
2007-01-11 00:07:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww thats so cute- the poor Turtle!!!
2007-01-10 23:40:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor lickle turtle
2007-01-10 23:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhhhhh that is cute great clean joke!!!!! 10/10
2007-01-11 00:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...thanks for the chuckle....i really like clean joke
2007-01-10 23:45:01 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny... poor turtle
2007-01-10 23:42:44 · answer #10 · answered by Naya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋